Stuff you don't want to hear from your Wedding Photographer

[foxtwo]

84. Yann Arthus Bertrand: "Oui, I'll be covering your wedding from the air!"

 

[yqt]

85. You look better than in your last wedding

 

[yqt]

86. This is my first wedding shoot but don't worry, I'm using a 1DsMII/D2X!!!

 

[yqt]

87. Oh... you mean YOU are suppose to be the bride!!!

 

[yqt]

88. I'm flying off for my overseas studies for 3 years tomorrow morning

 

[yqt]

89. you're the TP who gave me a summon yesterday right?

 

[gryphon]

At the very end of the wedding:

65. Oh GOD!!!! I forgot to take off my lens cover!!!

:bsmilie:

Not possible lah...how not to notice when viewing thru view finder.

 

[grantyale]

Not possible lah...how not to notice when viewing thru view finder.

In case someone used Leica M6:bsmilie:

 

[sinori]

89. you're the TP who gave me a summon yesterday right?

this remind me of my colleague
he was posted to TP from ocs after getting a summon one week earlier. and he actually go and look for the TP who summon him

 

[yqt]

this remind me of my colleague
he was posted to TP from ocs after getting a summon one week earlier. and he actually go and look for the TP who summon him

I hope your friend found him :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[yanyewkay]

this remind me of my colleague
he was posted to TP from ocs after getting a summon one week earlier. and he actually go and look for the TP who summon him

OCS go TP? :dunno: how come?

i like this.. :bsmilie:

89. you're the TP who gave me a summon yesterday right?

 

[Sion]

90. "Can I have 20 minutes with the bride alone?"

Reminding the infamous incident of a wedding pro who went to jail because of his "creative approach" to a bride. :bsmilie:

 

[yqt]

91. I was your mom's wedding photographer

 

[phelan]

92. (When reviewing the photos after wedding) "Eh... err.... got problem you see... My flash too strong make the wedding gown abit transparent. So bride got additional details ah...."

 

[yqt]

93. so when's the baby due?

 

[yqt]

94. must make full patment first, I already got a few couples never pay or collect album

 

[TrailsofLife]

95. 730pm, in the morning: 'Is it today? I thought its next week...'

96. At the bride's house: 'before I start, can pay me first?'

 

[Sion]

93. so when's the baby due?

Worse, who's the daddy?

 

[photobum]

97. Charles 'Pete' Conrad (the space photographer who shot Neil Armstrong's moon landing photo), the wedding photographer:

"Houston, we have a problem with the bride and groom! Stand still and stop hanging around."

Some people still believe that NASA faked those landing photos to deceive the Russians in believing that the Americans succeeded in their moon landing mission.

So here is another one:

"Let's stage your wedding, with Pam Anderson as your bride."

 

[behyx]

97. Charles Pete Conrad (the space photographer who shot Neil Armstrong's moon landing picture), the wedding photographer:

"Houston, we have a problem with the bride and groom! Stand still and stop hanging around."

:thumbsup: I love this!! :bsmilie: