Stuff you don't want to hear from your Wedding Photographer
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1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted..."
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted..."
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....:sweat:
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....:sweat:
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
Pablo
Senior Member
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Sorry, I don't like to use FLASH. Flash photography is not nice. :think:
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Sorry, I don't like to use FLASH. Flash photography is not nice. :think:
raptor84
Senior Member
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
29. *takes a look at bride/groom* .. Oh for Christ's sakes, forgot my 12mm...
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
29. *takes a look at bride/groom* .. Oh for Christ's sakes, forgot my 12mm...
Pablo
Senior Member
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry":devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...:bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry":devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...:bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry":devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...:bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry":devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...:bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
Pablo
Senior Member
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
32. Err Miss, ok if I take a few shots of you alone ? it's for the guys over there .... They want them in memory of the great week you all had
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
32. Err Miss, ok if I take a few shots of you alone ? it's for the guys over there .... They want them in memory of the great week you all had
Pablo
Senior Member
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
32. Err Miss, ok if I take a few shots of you alone ? it's for the guys over there .... They want them in memory of the great week you all had ;p
33. Wow "hic" twinsh "hic" an you got 2 cakesh too "hic" sho zz there twysh as much boose "hic", zz ok I'll ged up in a minute "hic" .. Wow "hic" twinsh an you got 2 cakesh too
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry" :devil:
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out... :bigeyes:
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
32. Err Miss, ok if I take a few shots of you alone ? it's for the guys over there .... They want them in memory of the great week you all had ;p
33. Wow "hic" twinsh "hic" an you got 2 cakesh too "hic" sho zz there twysh as much boose "hic", zz ok I'll ged up in a minute "hic" .. Wow "hic" twinsh an you got 2 cakesh too
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
32. Err Miss, ok if I take a few shots of you alone ? it's for the guys over there .... They want them in memory of the great week you all had
33. Wow "hic" twinsh "hic" an you got 2 cakesh too "hic" sho zz there twysh as much boose "hic", zz ok I'll ged up in a minute "hic" .. Wow "hic" twinsh an you got 2 cakesh too
34. Hi guys, lost my camera yesterday, camera phone can?
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
32. Err Miss, ok if I take a few shots of you alone ? it's for the guys over there .... They want them in memory of the great week you all had
33. Wow "hic" twinsh "hic" an you got 2 cakesh too "hic" sho zz there twysh as much boose "hic", zz ok I'll ged up in a minute "hic" .. Wow "hic" twinsh an you got 2 cakesh too
34. Hi guys, lost my camera yesterday, camera phone can?
:bsmilie:Waffle said:
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
32. Err Miss, ok if I take a few shots of you alone ? it's for the guys over there .... They want them in memory of the great week you all had
33. Wow "hic" twinsh "hic" an you got 2 cakesh too "hic" sho zz there twysh as much boose "hic", zz ok I'll ged up in a minute "hic" .. Wow "hic" twinsh an you got 2 cakesh too
34. Hi guys, lost my camera yesterday, camera phone can?
35. Male cameraman, when seeing the groom 1st thing in the morning "WHAT THE... YOU promised me last nite we'll be together forever!!??
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
10. From how many 1000 feet ?
11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"
13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.
15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
16. Photographer to couple: "Do you know how to use this camera?"
17. Bride/bridegroom: "Yes, we are from Clubsnap!!!"
18. After the wedding - "Sorry ah boss... memory card corrupted...
19. Sorry, my camera just died on me, and I don't have any spares....
20. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! You are stifling my creativity!
21. Eh~~~ Can pose again? *snap-&-chimps* Ok, one more har? *snap-&-chimps* Eh~~ 1 more hor? *repeat process again*
22. Eh... U got any spare batteries? My flash/camera out of juice.
23. Groom can get out of the room? I need to take some photos of the bride. Oh yah, plz close the door on ur way out...
24. Now, a photo of you by your self, to remember what you looked like when you were a virgin.
25. Would you have any spare film ? I just exposed the whole roll by mistake ... I always seem to mess it up.
26. Heys brother *to the groom*! Weren't you the guy involved in the my pornographic video yesterday?
27. Need a videographer for your wedding night?
28. Dude, what the hell? HER? *breaks out in laughter* ... i'm so sorry man! *laughs again*
Today 12:37 PM
29. What do you mean, "yesterday", you said the 18th of Janu..... Oh **** !
30. Is there anyone in this room who objects to this marr... "Yes! i'm in love with your wife!"
31. (on wedding day) I injured my index finger last night, can we pospone the wedding until my finger heal? I cant press the shutter.
32. Err Miss, ok if I take a few shots of you alone ? it's for the guys over there .... They want them in memory of the great week you all had
33. Wow "hic" twinsh "hic" an you got 2 cakesh too "hic" sho zz there twysh as much boose "hic", zz ok I'll ged up in a minute "hic" .. Wow "hic" twinsh an you got 2 cakesh too
34. Hi guys, lost my camera yesterday, camera phone can?
35. Male cameraman, when seeing the groom 1st thing in the morning "WHAT THE... YOU promised me last nite we'll be together forever!!??
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