Stuff you don't want to hear from your Wedding Photographer
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41. "I am a bigtime pro who shoots only advertising and fashion. I normally don't touch weddings one."
42. "Mom???"
43. "Sorry, did you just say John and Jaime? Orrrrrr......"
44. "You again ah, Selina?"
43. "Sorry, did you just say John and Jaime? Orrrrrr......"
44. "You again ah, Selina?"
47. early in the morning..*ding dong*... Eh? u are not Ms XXX? where's she? no such person staying here... oh sh*t... address salah...
this is even "funnier", if the wedding was a teochew wedding....
this is even "funnier", if the wedding was a teochew wedding....
48, Yes sir, the photo's WILL be good, I always shoot RAW.
( Sir ) Oh, I understand, I am a photographer too. Uncompressed photo's are the best.
No sir, I mean "I do my Pro work when I'm naked" !
( Sir ) Oh, I understand, I am a photographer too. Uncompressed photo's are the best.
No sir, I mean "I do my Pro work when I'm naked" !
49. Morning 3am, Photographer asking the bride while she is making up: where is the films? Huh? What do you means that you don't know you have to supply your own films?
50. Photographer tell the bride: photos don't need to touch up lar, anyway, touch up also no use, waste time and money only.
51. Photographer tell the bride during outdoor shoot: Ok, now you stand behind the tree, yes, yes just show the face, no, no, half of the face will be good. Ok, now you come over to door here, yes same thing, behind the door and show half of your face. Very good, yes, like this nicer. Ok, now stand behind your groom......
52. Photographer tell the bride: I think you leave your veil cover for the whole day, like this look nicer.
53. The bride overhear the photographer whisper to the make up artist: like that also got people want har? The groom must be kana kon tou.
50. Photographer tell the bride: photos don't need to touch up lar, anyway, touch up also no use, waste time and money only.
51. Photographer tell the bride during outdoor shoot: Ok, now you stand behind the tree, yes, yes just show the face, no, no, half of the face will be good. Ok, now you come over to door here, yes same thing, behind the door and show half of your face. Very good, yes, like this nicer. Ok, now stand behind your groom......
52. Photographer tell the bride: I think you leave your veil cover for the whole day, like this look nicer.
53. The bride overhear the photographer whisper to the make up artist: like that also got people want har? The groom must be kana kon tou.
54. Here's my card, give me a call when you meet someone more photogenic.
55. Give me a call tomorrow and I will fix that leaky tap, I'm a professional plumber too.
56. All I need are some head shots, I will photoshop them into a great series from another wedding.
57. Can we make this short, I have a darts match on in an hour.
58. Now, just hold these cards with the numbers at chest height... ops ...sorry... I am a police photographer during the week
55. Give me a call tomorrow and I will fix that leaky tap, I'm a professional plumber too.
56. All I need are some head shots, I will photoshop them into a great series from another wedding.
57. Can we make this short, I have a darts match on in an hour.
58. Now, just hold these cards with the numbers at chest height... ops ...sorry... I am a police photographer during the week
59. No, it's ok, I've got it now. Umm it was Auto for cars, P for parties, A for announcements, T for theatrics, M for marriages.... ahh that it ...I use M
60.Photographer: I dunno why pics turn out like that..must be this stupid camera(shows a camera with program dial set to the 'green box')....#$%^
63. "what do you mean, WHAT's wrong with my camera?" (and defiantly holds up one of those camera-phones)
Shooting at Botanic Gardens:
64. On my way here I was chased by 3 very angry geese, slipped on a flower, fell and flung my bag into the deep pond. All my equipment inside. Sorry ah.... :bsmilie:
64. On my way here I was chased by 3 very angry geese, slipped on a flower, fell and flung my bag into the deep pond. All my equipment inside. Sorry ah.... :bsmilie:
67. Arh now I know why you look familiar, think I saw you somewhere holding hand with him/her but not he/her leh!
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