Stuff you don't want to hear from your Wedding Photographer

[yqt]

155. My boss said if I screw up another shoot he'll fire me:cry: :cry:

 

[ratboy]

156. Your wife is so fat one photo of her filled up my 1 gig cfc

 

[Ally]

My sister told me about her friend's wedding, when the photog said:

157. "Erm... I accidentally formatted the memory card..." :sweat:

 

[Jayson_Ang]

158. Photograher says ... "I forgot to bring my camera ... how ah?"

 

[yqt]

159, If you hear me say anything you don't want to hear, tell me hor. I want to post on ClubSnap"

 

[Jock]

but seriously, if cf card corrupted how? damn lao kui and don't know how to face them man

 

[ellery]

160. Ahhh boss you bought the kam ku kanga $100 packakge right ? The one where you got unlimited prints but I only shot 50 shots.... Now you tell me when to shoot .... remember you got only 50 times to tell me shoot.Too few ok for you only today got option package umlimited shots for extra $1988 pay cash first hor.

 

[Terence]

161. "I can't frame your bride completely in my 8mm fisheye."

162. "I've only got infra red film."

163. "Don't worry about a thing, I only shoot with a Lomo."

 

[espn]

161. "I can't frame your bride completely in my 8mm fisheye."

That will only happen to UT :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[vincentt_whale]

A photographer actually lost a roll of the film during a friend's wedding. And it turns out to be the photographs where the couple entered the church.

 

[jsbn]

A photographer actually lost a roll of the film during a friend's wedding. And it turns out to be the photographs where the couple entered the church.

*Ouch* :bigeyes:

 

[Minimalis]

164. To groom: You don't have your own backup photographer ah??

 

[Minimalis]

165. I hope your videographer has a 3CCD camera.. just in case mine don't turn out you can still use his screen captures.

 

[Minimalis]

166. Die.. my autofocus seems to be not working properly. And I forgot my glasses.

 

[Minimalis]

167. Call me on my mobile when you need a shot taken. I'll be outside smoking.

 

[Minimalis]

168. (At dinner) Can we start on the rounds after I finish the sharks fin?

169. (At dinner too) It's 8.30 and we've not started. I think later got to charge you OT already.

 

[Pablo]

(170) To Bride ... "Hey babe, what you doing after this gig ?"

(171) Yeah, wedding, no problem. Just as long as a few of my mates can come to the reception for a few drinks.

 

[Minimalis]

172. You two have to slow down your actions a bit. My flash takes 10 secs to recharge between shots..

173. Somehow I've got a bad feeling about this.

 

[Terence]

174. "I'll be using my Nikonos today."

.

 

[zac08]

175. True story...

My fren's photgrapher actually went up to the spare cameramen and asked "You got spare film on hand? I'll buy from you. Dun have enough right now..."

And in the end, the spare cameramen got better shots than the main guy.