All we need is a prominent brass statue of Laozi at the entrance to Little India to instill harmony and peace and sobriety to the community.
I'm sure Tiger Beer will be willing to contribute.
If you want Tiger Beer to sponsor the statue I think you need to find something like this one:
http://thetaiwanphotographer.com/taiwan-god-ji-gong-%E6%BF%9F%E5%85%AC-the-drunk-monk/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ji_Gong
Here are more taoist stories on drunks:
http://books.google.com.sg/books?id...wAzgK#v=onepage&q=drunk taoist master&f=false