Sentosa Thread LVII (57) - nightwolf75 56:28 "we are getting a lot of weirdos in CS."
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Well ya, the pink van I saw today was driven by a guy.
Either that, or he's g*y. :bsmilie:
KNIGHT ONG
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Must be lady owner...
Will Mercedes ever come out with pink cars .... ?? :think: :bsmilie:
KNIGHT ONG
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moaning... to sch i go...
TMC - let me know if u need one? i pass u one.
Master Yoda goes to school teach wat ? :sweat:
Me still at home, going office soon... :bsmilie:Good morning. Another day in office.
He go school to mould the future of SINGAPORE! Mai pway pway hor... :nono:
LoL.
Papilio
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Definitely not. But if it is, I'm sure furball will pay more attention...
Like TMC said, if the owner is a guy, he's definitely got an influential gf.
Actually, they do. I've seen a high-end C55 AMG (the one that zooms from 0-100kph in 4.6s
) model in pink. But let's not tell furball that. ;p
Papilio
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He goes to school to teach good values to his students so that when they go to college, they won't go around bashing up bus drivers over trivial issues like confiscating bus passes. ;p
acidbyte
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Bus Basher Guide pioneered by HWJC
1. Bus driver is older than you. (usually)
2. Bus driver can confiscate your pass if you try to print your own bus pass using either a deskjet or color pencils and a small card.
3. Bus drivers are not punching bag.
4. Bus driver has more than 1 passenger to worry other than YOU.
5. Do not use a female bus pass if you are a male (vice versa)
6. G** or L****** also can take bus
7. IF you want to bash bus driver, please ensure you have your father/mother/auntie/grandfather/mother contact no. should you need them to kneel down to beg.
8. If you perform #7, please apply to another school after 3 working days as we will be burning all your records.
9. If you bash a male bus driver, that is assault. If you lay your hands on a female bus driver, that would be .....er.......___________ (fill in the blanks, up to your imagination)
10. If you don't like the above rules or lich, f***ing take a cab.
11. If you want to bash bus driver, do it either on the first bus or last bus service of the day so you will have less or no resistance. (contributed by wazzup)
12. Should the bus have CCTVs, do pose or smile with the bus driver before bashing him/her.
HAHAHAHAHA
1. Bus driver is older than you. (usually)
2. Bus driver can confiscate your pass if you try to print your own bus pass using either a deskjet or color pencils and a small card.
3. Bus drivers are not punching bag.
4. Bus driver has more than 1 passenger to worry other than YOU.
5. Do not use a female bus pass if you are a male (vice versa)
6. G** or L****** also can take bus
7. IF you want to bash bus driver, please ensure you have your father/mother/auntie/grandfather/mother contact no. should you need them to kneel down to beg.
8. If you perform #7, please apply to another school after 3 working days as we will be burning all your records.
9. If you bash a male bus driver, that is assault. If you lay your hands on a female bus driver, that would be .....er.......___________ (fill in the blanks, up to your imagination)
10. If you don't like the above rules or lich, f***ing take a cab.
11. If you want to bash bus driver, do it either on the first bus or last bus service of the day so you will have less or no resistance. (contributed by wazzup)
12. Should the bus have CCTVs, do pose or smile with the bus driver before bashing him/her.
HAHAHAHAHA
more like... if u want to bash up bus drivers, DON'T DO IT IN UR SCH UNIFORM... :devil:
acidbyte
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Naked with just a mask will do just fine.
at least need to wear a G-string to cover private areas
Nah, be it in uniform or not.. haha.. doing it in public is stupid...
if you already in school uniform, either take off your shirt or flip it inside out before bashing.
If you do not want to be recongnised, wear your underwear over your head.
STEADY LAH!!! I LIKE THIS ONE! LoL!
Cannot leh, we not that LICH wor, nobody to let me ROI :bsmilie:
Either that, just sit on them. LOL!
LoL.. then do where?
Hmmm this calls for a job for.... FATMAN & Ribbon! :bsmilie:
Hmm, correct hor... but not when so many eyes is on you ma..
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