How to kill Cockroach?

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Believe me, it won't kill that roach.
The best method I could think of : use a hammer, knock the head off and use the knife to cut the body ..
Gosh, I really hate cockroach :angry:
 

I usually eat it raw.:)
Occasionally with chili sauce.
 

Pluck off its legs one my one, the its wings, then smash it head and use a tooth pick and poke it through its body. Finally dip it in boiling hot water!! Die dirty buggers!!
 

i love to kill roaches...but in a very slow way...i enjoy looking at them slowly die... i saw 1 in my kitchen...i flip it upside down... most roaches are like turtles...if flipped upside down they will be stucked...but their chances of turning over is 80%...so had to do it real fast... after they are flipped over...i will pour medication oil...those super strong 1...best example is yoko yoko...then i will c them struggle n wiggle...all insect's body there are breathing holes... so i juz sat there...slowly c them suffocate n die...i tried washing liquid solution...tabasco... chilli oil...super glue...anytink tat is liquid n can kill...etc etc...i am evil...muahahaha!!! :devil:
 

kcuf2 said:
and after that i will pray the cockroach fly to my irritating idiot neighbour house.

I really hope I stayed far from you... :eek:


Sandman77 said:
ar ... pen knife .. and Canon mpe 65 ... mirco ..

Haha... the ledgendary 65mm x5 lens :bigeyes:


Vinnzcoco said:
put it on a leash and walk it like your pet next morning...

Err... Wouldn't you get fined by NEA for keeping the wrong pet?


glennyong said:
recite latin exorcism rites and they all be gone

Hmm... I think membership will also be gone...


Six-GHz said:
It's quite amusing reading your incident. Btw, roaches don't die immediately on contact with insecticides. So no need to chase it around the house and leaving oily residue wherever it (and you) go!

But these dirty bugs runs fast and have a strong instinct of finding a hole to hide in... I can't live well knowing it's still somewhere in the house although there're reasons to believe it'll die soon... I need to see it actually dead... what if... :confused:


vespa_bicolor said:
I usually try to find something to hit it. If I can't get hold of any immediate thing, I will grab it with bare hands, exert pressure on the head till the whole head caves in (which kills it instantly) and then throw it away and wash my hands immediately

I won't be shaking your hands soon...


Stereobox said:
you gotta give respect to these creatures, man... what i usually do is chase them out of the apartment n hope they don't come back. if all else fails, i do what most men would do ... call their wifes to take care of it i have a phobia of such creatures u see hehe

Hey... but they never respected us also leh... anyhow fly into our houses without aviation permit clearence ;( ... hey... I didn't know you're scared of cockroaches :bsmilie:


Silence Sky said:
I usually eat it raw.
Occasionally with chili sauce.

Gosh... you've just earned an endless invitation to dinner for from the guys and gals here...


Kinano99 said:
i love to kill roaches...but in a very slow way...i enjoy looking at them slowly die... i saw 1 in my kitchen...i flip it upside down... most roaches are like turtles...if flipped upside down they will be stucked...but their chances of turning over is 80%...so had to do it real fast... after they are flipped over...i will pour medication oil...those super strong 1...best example is yoko yoko...then i will c them struggle n wiggle...all insect's body there are breathing holes... so i juz sat there...slowly c them suffocate n die...i tried washing liquid solution...tabasco... chilli oil...super glue...anytink tat is liquid n can kill...etc etc...i am evil...muahahaha!!!

I didn't know you are into liquids...
 

when i was a kids, i catch it, use candle, cos when candle big ones melts, it will also stuck the creature also, but when i now grow old, i scare of this little black *******s, when they fly, i cry.
 

play Enya music endlessly and trap it in the house. It will commit suicide. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

the ultimate torture!!! :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

er, can include in microware them?

I catch them, put them in plastic bag and cook the hell out of them
 

i hate roaches and whenever i see one and if comes near me, either i scream for help or 2 weeks ago when i got back from my trip, i saw one in my room, right when i closed my room's door and it's amidst my clothes. no one else was home, so i gathered that screaming wont help and i wont be able to sleep unless that bugger is gone. somehow i plucked up enough courage to roll some newspapers that i stacked in my room and smashed it like it's my bloodsworn enemy. i ended up crying and then it looked really dead, not moving. i was about to sweep it when it climbed up my broom!! i screamed and used the broom stick to hit it until the white liquid flowed out and then still kept hitting. it finally died ... i waited like half an hr, didnt dare to move.

i realised the bodies of roaches are really flat so they can hide anywhere, not to mention that they run really, really fast. dont ask me why, i felt like a murderer but I REALLY HATE ROACHES!! :cry:
 

well done in killing the sucker!!!

Its they die or we die!!!
 

I have a battery powered fly/mosquito zapper shaped like a tennis racquet bought from Taiwan. This is useful for airborne insects and I once used it on a large flying cockroach and it was instantly electrocuted.
 

I have a battery powered fly/mosquito zapper shaped like a tennis racquet bought from Taiwan. This is useful for airborne insects and I once used it on a large flying cockroach and it was instantly electrocuted.

local got sell??? i need to buy 2.
 

hmmm ... i hate roaches too !! but i'm also scared of the ... yacks

they like my toilet ... the last time i saw one in my toilet, i turned on my shower, used hot steam water. and washed it out !!! ... sprayed it until it fell into the drain, as it over turned. Hahaha... then i let the water run until it drowned in my toilet drain... and i wached it decomposed in the next few days .... hahahaha .... my gf say i siao haha.... cause she not scared wan, she see roaches like no reaction wan :x

i hate roaches !!
 

Used to stay in the hall with a pond with some fish in it..
Whenever I see a cockroach, I'll kick it against a wall so it'll be stunned for a while,
then pick it up and throw it into the pond..

It'll struggle for a little but catching the attention of the fish..
And then it's gobbled up in a flash.
 

Yeah. Why kill them?

Because I don't want to touch them when they are alive? ;p

I will usually spray insecticide on them. Just 1 well targetted short spurt is all it takes. Quantity does not help. Insecticide is highly toxic. They will die in time. Just be patient. With each breath, they will take in more toxin... until they die. I don't chase it... so I will know where to find it later.
 

One thing to note.

Cockroaches can survive for about 2 weeks without a head. It dies of hunger by then...
 

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