You know you're a photographer when...


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you spend v day with the girl of your dreams

but you can only take photos :( and you had to pay money for her to sit around and smile :(
 

you spend v day with the girl of your dreams

but you can only take photos :( and you had to pay money for her to sit around and smile :(

on the bright side, you will have many fond nights to enjoy the memories ..

you, a box of tissues, and those photos.

after all, you went to great lengths to ensure that the chest is in focus
 

when you tell your gf that her eyes should be positioned higher to meet the rule of thirds
 

when you ask her to grow a beard to introduce LEADING LINES on her face to make it more aesthetically pleasing
 

when you tell her, honey, i think i need to change my eyes to L lens, your color is not nice
 

when you tell her, oh dear, i need to upgrade to wider lens, everytime i look at you the frame is too tight
 

use fisheye

YOU HAVE FISHEYE

:think::think:

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:dunno:
 

when you have gotten ripped off at lucky plaza before

at least you learnt your lesson, some people just keep going back! :bsmilie:
 

when people think that every photo you took has been heavily photoshopped

sometimes it was just sharpened and resized :(
 

when your flatmate stares in amazement when you whip out a P&S

and says in a faint voice "did your camera shrink?"
 

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