UncleFai
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DJ: "CORRECT! CONGRATULATIONS! You just won two VIP tickets to a Justin Bieber concert and to meet him back stage!"
(Input from a friend after I cut and paste this joke on my FB page)
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DJ: "CORRECT! CONGRATULATIONS! You just won two VIP tickets to a Justin Bieber concert and to meet him back stage!"
(Input from a friend after I cut and paste this joke on my FB page)
mysilentkaopei
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saw this joke on china tv.
aeroplane fly so high, why won't hit the stars?
Because they can shan ah shan ah (闪啊闪啊
aeroplane fly so high, why won't hit the stars?
Because they can shan ah shan ah (闪啊闪啊
WhiteFields
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Why didn't I decide to explore the kopitiam forum sooner? Haha. Great thread!
Francis247
Senior Member
What were you doing for the last 4 years? ;p
Francis247
Senior Member
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Francis247
Senior Member
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Francis247
Senior Member
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an @$$hole!
Shizuma
Senior Member
Joke for the day: Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now....
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now....
hanzohattori
Senior Member
Today the bank decided to charge 20 cents to top up EZ Link cards...
... wait..:bigeyes: its not a joke :bsmilie:
... wait..:bigeyes: its not a joke :bsmilie:
junction88
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Lawrence Quek
New Member
hahahahaha...
junction88
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junction88
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This is very tcim. Catch no ball leh. LOL
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