Yeah, Dinner. Come join us lah! Bring you gf along so you kill two birds with one stone.
EXPOSE Yourself - VII
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Yeah, Dinner. Come join us lah! Bring you gf along so you kill two birds with one stone.
zac08
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The business (and perils or not getting the shots) of a sports photographer is fraught with hazards, which probably explains why systems are often judged by the acid test - if sports photographers use them, they're just about the best there is.
Don't say try try lah ... we jio you summor lah!
Zac oh zac, come join us
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
g-khoo
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yes then we can have a Moresome
YEESH!
We even name it after you for your invaluable contribution and dedication of helping EXpoSeRs hit the 1K mark sooner!
In glorious honor of Zac, we hereby confer the title of
ZAC MORESUM to Zac08, a title not to be gotten by just any ordinary member,
and in recognition of his unrelentless pursuit of excellence
below and under the call of ludicracy, and self-sacrificial dedication
to the insane perversity of EXpOSe YAWSELF 1K threads!
CONGRATULATIONS ZAC! We knew you had it in you!
:cheergal::cheergal::cheergal:
ZAC MORESUM to Zac08, a title not to be gotten by just any ordinary member,
and in recognition of his unrelentless pursuit of excellence
below and under the call of ludicracy, and self-sacrificial dedication
to the insane perversity of EXpOSe YAWSELF 1K threads!
CONGRATULATIONS ZAC! We knew you had it in you!
:cheergal::cheergal::cheergal:
Have to get back to work soon. Zac great job man :thumbsup:
g-khoo
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zac08
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So... that makes the 3 of them the actors.. and you the director???
Nah....
observer....
the Director is there, Tainted
No no why would you think so? :angel:
Apparently there is a series of Essex girl jokes -
# Q: What's an Essex girls favorite wine?
A: aw go-on take me to lakeside please please go-on take me
# Q: What's an Essex Girls form of protection?
A: Bus Shelters
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex Girl and a Bag of Crisps?
A: You only get one bang out of a bag of crisps
# Q: How may Essex girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?.
A: Five. One to make the mixture and Four to peel the Smarties.
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
# Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
A: An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
# Q: What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet.
# Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A: Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
# Q: What does an Essex girl do with her ******* after sex?
A: She takes him down the pub.
# Q: What makes an Essex girls eyes light up?
A: A torch shone in her ear.
# Q: How do you know when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?
A: She drops her bag of chips.
# Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
# Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.
# An Essex girl is driving along and asks her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere warm, wet and smelly.
He tells her that it's to late to drive to Canvey Island.
# Q: What do an Essex girl and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both get ****ed by eight men on holiday.
# Q: Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm
# Q: How does an Essex girl get light?
A: Open a car door.
# Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door
*Edit - Apparently this is what an Essex girl means - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_girl *
# Q: What's an Essex girls favorite wine?
A: aw go-on take me to lakeside please please go-on take me
# Q: What's an Essex Girls form of protection?
A: Bus Shelters
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex Girl and a Bag of Crisps?
A: You only get one bang out of a bag of crisps
# Q: How may Essex girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?.
A: Five. One to make the mixture and Four to peel the Smarties.
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
# Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
A: An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
# Q: What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet.
# Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A: Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
# Q: What does an Essex girl do with her ******* after sex?
A: She takes him down the pub.
# Q: What makes an Essex girls eyes light up?
A: A torch shone in her ear.
# Q: How do you know when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?
A: She drops her bag of chips.
# Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
# Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.
# An Essex girl is driving along and asks her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere warm, wet and smelly.
He tells her that it's to late to drive to Canvey Island.
# Q: What do an Essex girl and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both get ****ed by eight men on holiday.
# Q: Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm
# Q: How does an Essex girl get light?
A: Open a car door.
# Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door
*Edit - Apparently this is what an Essex girl means - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_girl *
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So Zac, will you be coming to receive your award on Sunday?
COOOOMMMEEEE LAH!
How? You wan us to beg you ah? OK, OK, I go ask Maddy to do what he knows best. :bsmilie:
COOOOMMMEEEE LAH!
How? You wan us to beg you ah? OK, OK, I go ask Maddy to do what he knows best. :bsmilie:
Is it nice? I just finished watching Naruto latest ep. Blardy boring now a days. :thumbsd:
g-khoo
Senior Member
Naruto actually means fishcake in Japanese!
Oi Zac, he is asking you so much. At least for his sake, you must come this week even if it is for a short visit. The true spirit of an exposer :thumbsup:
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