Apparently there is a series of Essex girl jokes -
# Q: What's an Essex girls favorite wine?
A: aw go-on take me to lakeside please please go-on take me
# Q: What's an Essex Girls form of protection?
A: Bus Shelters
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex Girl and a Bag of Crisps?
A: You only get one bang out of a bag of crisps
# Q: How may Essex girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?.
A: Five. One to make the mixture and Four to peel the Smarties.
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
# Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
# Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
A: An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
# Q: What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet.
# Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A: Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
# Q: What does an Essex girl do with her ******* after sex?
A: She takes him down the pub.
# Q: What makes an Essex girls eyes light up?
A: A torch shone in her ear.
# Q: How do you know when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?
A: She drops her bag of chips.
# Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
# Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.
# An Essex girl is driving along and asks her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere warm, wet and smelly.
He tells her that it's to late to drive to Canvey Island.
# Q: What do an Essex girl and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both get ****ed by eight men on holiday.
# Q: Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm
# Q: How does an Essex girl get light?
A: Open a car door.
# Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door
*Edit - Apparently this is what an Essex girl means -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_girl *