EXPOSE Yourself - VII

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.

 

[g-khoo]

Coz michael jackson was downstairs waiting LOL

Lol.... nice....

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.

 

[Jimmy81]

Correct!

Now john tried jumping out of the window from 13 floors. and he didnt die!

Why????

Coz he landed on his FAT ass?

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.

 

[Jimmy81]

Go zac!!! Another 500 to go!!

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."

 

[Dream Merchant]

:rbounce::cheergal::gbounce::vhappy::rbounce:

GO ZAC, GO GO GO ZAC YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!​

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You want to choke a person when he or she says "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"

 

[Jimmy81]

Zac is on fire today!!!:rbounce:

 

[zac08]

So... any teachers in the house?? :bsmilie::bsmilie:

 

[Dream Merchant]

So... any teachers in the house?? :bsmilie::bsmilie:

:bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:

 

[zac08]

Zac is on fire today!!!:rbounce:

Yeah baby...

Woo hoo.... come on.... let's BURN

 

[zac08]

The BEST salesman


A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"