EXPOSE Yourself - VII

[zac08]

Mommy mommy

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!

;p

 

[g-khoo]

Why did John throw butter out of the window?

 

[zac08]

Mommy mommy

Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....

 

[rayz]

Who`s up next? :think: DM? Rayz? Or zac wanna go again LOL

Go where?

 

[johnmaeda]

WASSUP YOU EXPOSERS...

back from a sumptous lunch of grilled chicken and brownie with ice cream for dessert

:angel:

 

[Jimmy81]

Why did John throw butter out of the window?

I noe this one!!!
Coz he wanted to see a butter-fly?

 

[zac08]

Why did John throw butter out of the window?

He wanted to see

 

[Jimmy81]

Go where?

LOL post some jokes :bsmilie:

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

 

[johnmaeda]

I noe this one!!!
Coz he wanted to see a butter-fly?

I didnt...i wanted to put it on the bread :bsmilie::bsmilie:

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You find humor in other people's stupidity.

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have holidays free."

 

[g-khoo]

Correct!

Now john tried jumping out of the window from 13 floors. and he didnt die!

Why????

 

[Jimmy81]

Okok hw abt this, why did little peter throw his underwear out of the window?

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You believe chocolate is a food group.

 

[zac08]

Correct!

Now john tried jumping out of the window from 13 floors. and he didnt die!

Why????

He jumped against the window

Okok hw abt this, why did little peter throw his underwear out of the window?

Hmmmmmm :dunno:

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

 

[g-khoo]

Okok hw abt this, why did little peter throw his underwear out of the window?

He wanted to see superman?!?!?!?

He jumped against the window

wrong

 

[zac08]

Teacher Jokes....


You know you are a teacher if...

You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.

 

[Jimmy81]

Hmmmmmm :dunno:

Coz michael jackson was downstairs waiting LOL