EXPOSE Yourself - VII


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31. Read zac's #1 to #30, Repeat, Rinse and wash.
 

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LOL i dun have so many lines, juz tink of them randomly.....ok here`s 1
Y did the dog chase after the cat? Coz it wanted to do a 'doggy style' on the cat LOL
 

I got one i got one:

Why did the skeleton cross the road???
 

Why did the skeleton u-turn and COME BACK???
 

Wahahaha

we NEED more jokes.... quick
 

Mommy mommy

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
 

Mommy mommy

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
 

Mommy mommy

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
 

Mommy mommy

Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
 

Mommy mommy

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.
 

Mommy mommy

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

Anyone watched ren rou char siew bao b4? :sweat:
 

Lol zac why hath thou turnst canibalistic?
 

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