Hmm... Get a 6-pack, some good Japanese Sake. Chill the 6-pack, chill da Sake. Sit in ur room, play some nice music, turn on da aircon and drink away to ur heart's content!
No need to worry abt driving, TP and remember, if u puke, its in ur own room u're puking so u have to run to toilet to puke.
U happy, buy some fags and light up.
Of cos, if u wanna find someone to tok co
ck. Nothing beats getting a good friend, go to ur house kopitiam downstairs, order 2 or 3 bottles of Tiger or Carlsberg and den tok to ur friend or tok to da beer auntie.