i dunno, but for me, i just say "NS is unnecessary for singapore", and "boom!", i get loads of patriotic and hypocritical replies:thumbsd::thumbsd::thumbsd::thumbsd:
and when it dies down, i start commenting that the replies are patriotic and hypocritical replies, plus lots of thumbs down emotions.
then to spark things up, i start posting in a thread about "What's the secret of attracting 5,000 posts?" that those replies were patriotic and hypocritical replies, and bravo, i get back those patriotic and hypocritical replies, which then i try to further advance them by replying to every single post, separately.
edit: and btw, to achieve that, smilies are STRICTLY not allow. a single :bsmilie: will spoil the rude and arrogant image which will immediately drops the thread's bright future into the dumpster.