What should we give Obama?


Hilarious, many great ideas!

Obama can taste our longKang water. LOL

LongKang water I will also drink myself. But Newater is our sewage water (piss and faeces) treated by a reverse osmosis membrane. Yuck!

Give hime something he can't buy: Presidency of Singapore. :)

This is the lamest position, might as well offer him our NMP position.

give him the old man DVD that you always watch....

You are right, I think he will much prefer Sion's DVD.

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Give him the Rotan that was once caned on Michael Fay as souvenir. Obama can bring to his parliament to show and remind his senators to bring order to their country.
 

Give him the Rotan that was once caned on Michael Fay as souvenir. Obama can bring to his parliament to show and remind his senators to bring order to their country.

Excellent! I think this is the best idea so far. :thumbsup: This will bring Singapore to Number One on the list. Maybe there is also a DVD showing Michael Fay being caned.

Malaysian caning.
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He wish he could have the same type of 'Mandate' we Singaporean give to our government. Haha
 

Then it is not call politics. Haha
 

You are dead right.

There is nothing less than the US presidential calibre would suffice for our president elect. :)

Your turn to be dead right.
 

Your dead right has made my right even deader.

:bsmilie:

Yes, your dead right is deader than my dead right. :bsmilie:

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What about our PM's post? It's a huge pay bump for him, definitely will ranked 1st.
 

What about our PM's post? It's a huge pay bump for him, definitely will ranked 1st.

It would be easier if we join the US as the 51st state. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/51st_state

Like that we do not need to pay Obama any salary and yet we will save millions of dollars in salaries. Just 1 mayor can take care of the whole country. Then straightaway we will have 10 aircraft carriers and become part of the most powerful nation in the world.

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Ok I'm just joking. Seriously.
 

It would be easier if we join the US as the 51st state.
Ok I'm just joking. Seriously.

US?? No lah, more likely we will join another country as a new province.
Soon soon...

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US?? No lah, more likely we will join another country as a new province.
Soon soon...

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Kechiu is quite right, it is against all odds for Singapore to be around for another 50 years. We need to decide wisely whether to join US or China. Someone should start a poll.
He says it should not be taken for granted that nation will be around for next five decades

http://therealsingapore.com/content/chan-chun-sing-singapore-may-not-even-survive-another-50-years
http://www.todayonline.com/singapore/spore-needs-fight-odds-survive-chun-sing
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If I remember correctly.... Foreign Affairs Department has strict rules regarding how much one could spend on gifts for foreign government (please correct me if I'm wrong).

Beside... except illegal or ultra expensive item... what can Singapore give Obama, as the President of The United States of America, that he Can't afford to get himself... :bsmilie:

Give him what LHL can barely afford and I am sure he will treasure that ....................... :)