The Love Clinic - A Special For V Day

[night86mare]

Mr Nei Mei you can put the tyre down now.
I've got a nice spinnie chair for you to spin around in

I prefer NTUC trolleys.

The feeling of rolling down a slope after being tipped out of an NTUC trolley is unbeatable.

 

[Lady Ice]

Do you need a CATTLE prod??

Mr Zac we might need your kind cattle prod help here

 

[riotvan]

Dr Van

quits

love

clinic



bai bai


very stressful here the patients make me vomit blood

 

[night86mare]

Dear Drs,

I am tall, thin and handsome. I am effectively irresistible. I play many musical instruments well, and I am talented in photography.

Why no girl want to date me???

Is it because I tell them that I feel strong attraction for them and want to kiss them?

 

[night86mare]

Dear Drs,

I have this female friend that I like to play games with.

We dare each other to play, and she wants me to kiss her while standing in a hole being filled with concrete?

Dare, or no dare?

 

[riotvan]

Dear Drs,

I am tall, thin and handsome. I am effectively irresistible. I play many musical instruments well, and I am talented in photography.

Why no girl want to date me???

Is it because I tell them that I feel strong attraction for them and want to kiss them?

.................................

:bsmilie:

 

[zac08]

Dear Drs,

I am tall, thin and handsome. I am effectively irresistible. I play many musical instruments well, and I am talented in photography.

Why no girl want to date me???

Is it because I tell them that I feel strong attraction for them and want to kiss them?

Dear Drs,

I have this female friend that I like to play games with.

We dare each other to play, and she wants me to kiss her while standing in a hole being filled with concrete?

Dare, or no dare?

Your ger is here...

 

[night86mare]

Dear Drs,

All of you are very slow. You all better watch out. I am feeling so lonely and none of you are helping.

Later I google all your names and stalk you and meow downstairs at your block at 3 am hor. HOR HOR HOR.

 

[lazyeyedpsycho]

:cry:

 

[riotvan]

Dear Drs,

I have this female friend that I like to play games with.

We dare each other to play, and she wants me to kiss her while standing in a hole being filled with concrete?

Dare, or no dare?

Cap, ou pas cap?

 

[night86mare]

Cap, ou pas cap?

Mooncup. :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:

 

[Lady Ice]

Dr Van

quits

love

clinic

err okay I'll give you a pay increment......would that help you to stay for the day?

 

[zac08]

Nai Meh...

u dun like that NEW ger? She helping to fill the hole for u leh....

 

[night86mare]

Dear Drs,

I am nearing my 30s. I think I earn a lot of money, so I went to buy myself a Nikon D3, because I thought it might help me get legions of girls falling beneath my feet. I have produced a few radioactive HDRs because I think they might impress some girls and I can take them out to dinner.

Why is it not working huh???

How come girls these days not openminded???

 

[riotvan]

err okay I'll give you a pay increment......would that help you to stay for the day?

i think i need a doctor myself


:cry:

 

[night86mare]

i think i need a doctor myself


:cry:

Dear Dr Van,

I be your doctor. :angel:

 

[Lady Ice]

i think i need a doctor myself


:cry:

You're fine love - take a 5 minute breather

 

[riotvan]

:cry:

Dear Mr LEP,

how may the doctors here help you?

Dr ice is on duty today.

Dr van has stepped down. she vomit a lot of blood

 

[zac08]

i think i need a doctor myself


:cry:

Dr Zac is here.....

 

[night86mare]

Dear Mr LEP,

how may the doctors here help you?

Dr ice is on duty today.

Dr van has stepped down. she vomit a lot of blood

HEY!!!

I CAME FIRST!!!! :angry::angry::angry: