The Love Clinic - A Special For V Day

[Lady Ice]

Haven't you've got enough "talk" in Lovebird Chamber? :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

Ahh sorry Mr Sion, Dr Van is busy with another client. Can I help chu?

 

[night86mare]

what you want nai meh.

CAN I HELP CHIU

:bsmilie:

Dear Dr Van,

Why, of all one, must it be you. My favourite cat, flirt my crush right in front of me. It’s okay, if it’s anyone else. But you know that i like her, yet you still decided you need to do this, right in front of me. Play the piano, and play so well until I want to hide myself in a hole in the ground. I don’t blame you. All i blame is myself. I’m a coward, who only dare to grow green with envy. I do not have the courage to talk to her, the way you do. But, why do you have to do this right in front of me? Can’t you just show some sympathy for me and lessen my torture? Can't you be less artistic at directing photography?


Well, you’re pretty. So much that everyone wants to talk to you. It’s not your fault, neither it’s his. If we have to find fault, then the fault lies with me, for unable to get over it. I should not have allowed myself, to sink into this bottomless pit. But, now, it’s too late. I’m unable to save myself. It’s Vanessa day this saturday. I know it’s impossible for me to enjoy such a special day with you. I wish you, and whoever you decide to spend it with, a happy Vanessa day.

 

[riotvan]

Dear Dr Van,

Why, of all one, must it be you. My favourite cat, flirt my crush right in front of me. It’s okay, if it’s anyone else. But you know that i like her, yet you still decided you need to do this, right in front of me. Play the piano, and play so well until I want to hide myself in a hole in the ground. I don’t blame you. All i blame is myself. I’m a coward, who only dare to grow green with envy. I do not have the courage to talk to her, the way you do. But, why do you have to do this right in front of me? Can’t you just show some sympathy for me and lessen my torture? Can't you be less artistic at directing photography?


Well, you’re pretty. So much that everyone wants to talk to you. It’s not your fault, neither it’s his. If we have to find fault, then the fault lies with me, for unable to get over it. I should not have allowed myself, to sink into this bottomless pit. But, now, it’s too late. I’m unable to save myself. It’s Vanessa day this saturday. I know it’s impossible for me to enjoy such a special day with you. I wish you, and whoever you decide to spend it with, a happy Vanessa day.

can you be more original and have your own problems instead of copying and pasting and EDITING :bsmilie:

 

[night86mare]

can you be more original and have your own problems instead of copying and pasting and EDITING :bsmilie:

Dear Dr Van,

There is this girl in my life with a very big forehead. I am infatuated with it. She is the perfect woman for me, the looks, the brains, the figure, the personality.. And she has a big forehead. I'm sold. The only problem is that she is very far away. :bsmilie:

 

[riotvan]

Dear Dr Van,

There is this girl in my life with a very big forehead. I am infatuated with it. She is the perfect woman for me, the looks, the brains, the figure, the personality.. And she has a big forehead. I'm sold. The only problem is that she is very far away. :bsmilie:

:bigeyes::bigeyes::bigeyes:


why would being faraway be a problem? :bsmilie:

 

[night86mare]

:bigeyes::bigeyes::bigeyes:


why would being faraway be a problem?

i want to fondle her forehead

but cannot

i can see it from miles away though ;p

 

[riotvan]

i want to fondle her forehead

but cannot

i can see it from miles away though ;p

i think she will run away if you want to fondle her forehead

mr nai meh, PLEASE WAKE UP YOU'RE DRUNK

 

[night86mare]

Dear Dr Van,

I also feel that my forehead is not big enough for her.. Maybe she might think that we are not compatible.

 

[night86mare]

i think she will run away if you want to fondle her forehead

mr nai meh, PLEASE WAKE UP YOU'RE DRUNK

Dear Dr Van,

But it is the only thing I see when I think of her. There is no face, there is no mouth, there are no eyes.

Just The Forehead, she should embrace my way of love and understand me if the feeling is mutual. :angel:

 

[riotvan]

Dear Dr Van,

But it is the only thing I see when I think of her. There is no face, there is no mouth, there are no eyes.

Just The Forehead, she should embrace my way of love and understand me if the feeling is mutual. :angel:

Dr Ice, I quit this patient.

CANNOT HANDLE

the poor girl

 

[night86mare]

Dr Ice, I quit this patient.

CANNOT HANDLE

the poor girl

Dear Dr Van,

Please do not leave me. I need help.

Which brand of shoe polish is best to make her forehead most shiny? After all, it is her ultimate beauty. I shall help her showcase it to the whole world. :sticktong

 

[Lady Ice]

Dr Ice, I quit this patient.

CANNOT HANDLE

the poor girl

Opps sorry Dr Van.....stick with me - we might need restraining devices. Please can you let Mr Scandal know the patient is in the thread

 

[riotvan]

Dear Dr Van,

Please do not leave me. I need help.

Which brand of shoe polish is best to make her forehead most shiny? After all, it is her ultimate beauty. I shall help her showcase it to the whole world. :sticktong

i think you shouldn't date that girl.

you will torture her to death.

 

[night86mare]

Opps sorry Dr Van.....stick with me - we might need restraining devices. Please can you let Mr Scandal know the patient is in the thread

Dear Dr Ice,

Maybe your tyre might help with her forehead. :think:

Can I borrow it?

 

[Lady Ice]

OKay Dr Van - I have put a tanoy out for Mr Scandal

 

[zac08]

Dear Dr Van,

Please do not leave me. I need help.

Which brand of shoe polish is best to make her forehead most shiny? After all, it is her ultimate beauty. I shall help her showcase it to the whole world. :sticktong

The BEST is Kiwi... neutral one... sure get it shiny...

Must apply 2 layers and then burn with lighter....

 

[night86mare]

Dear Drs,

There is also this other girl..

She has immaculate figure, 42-40-38. I love her when she wears her maid costumes. She brightens up my day, especially when she does all the housework for me.

 

[riotvan]

Dear Dr Ice,

Maybe your tyre might help with her forehead. :think:

Can I borrow it?

Dr Ice, please ban this patient from stepping into our love clinic again.

 

[zac08]

Dr Ice, I quit this patient.

CANNOT HANDLE

the poor girl

Do you need a CATTLE prod??

 

[Lady Ice]

Dear Dr Ice,

Maybe your tyre might help with her forehead. :think:

Can I borrow it?

Mr Nei Mei you can put the tyre down now.
I've got a nice spinnie chair for you to spin around in