Sentosa Thread LXV(65) - Are we there yet?
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ow... they are out of their minds. :what:
ernest_ted
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no point rushing .....wait ...tahan......
when is orleng getting it? ;p
Francis247
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Home...
ernest_ted
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ang mio said year end
acidbyte
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ernest_ted
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jun boh?
interviewed on floomburger.....shd be......if not......we will paint him orleng...:bsmilie:
ernest_ted
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*FB waits and see who buy and sells it first*
yk & nw......*hiak hiak hiak
acidbyte
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Came across this....
HONEST AUTO-REPLY EMAIL MESSAGES
1. I'm at my desk right now, because I’m playing Tetris. I'll respond to your email as soon as I set a new high score.
2. I’m sorry I am unable to respond to your email but… actually, I’m not sorry at all, but just too pai seh to tell you, that’s all.
3. I’m not at my desk right now as I’m away having an affair with my boss’s wife, while my boss is away having an affair with his secretary.
4. I will not be going to my office from 28 July to 1 August as I buay tahan the ERP charges and the petrol costs. Find me at home instead, k?
5. Please be informed that from tomorrow, I will no longer be with this company, as I will be leaving to help some Nigerians I met on the Internet to move some money into my bank account.
6. If I do not respond to your email by August 9th, please avenge my death.
7. I can’t answer your email right now because I’m in the toilet doing big business. You want honest, I give you honest.
8. I am currently unable to reply to your emails as I am taking a nap. Email me again when I wake up, can?
9. I will not be in my office for the rest of the day because I went to watch ‘The Dark Knight’. Unless you’re my boss, in which case, I went for meeting at a client’s office.
10. I will be away from my office until 31 August, as I am on leave. During this time, please do not email me with stupid jokes, photos of your ugly children, ‘inspirational’ stories you got from donno where, chain e-mail letters, viruses, etc.
11. I’m not at my desk right now, because I’m escaping through the toilet window.
12. Actually, I’ve been back for 3 months oreddy, but I just donno how to turn this stupid Auto-Reply thing off!
HONEST AUTO-REPLY EMAIL MESSAGES
1. I'm at my desk right now, because I’m playing Tetris. I'll respond to your email as soon as I set a new high score.
2. I’m sorry I am unable to respond to your email but… actually, I’m not sorry at all, but just too pai seh to tell you, that’s all.
3. I’m not at my desk right now as I’m away having an affair with my boss’s wife, while my boss is away having an affair with his secretary.
4. I will not be going to my office from 28 July to 1 August as I buay tahan the ERP charges and the petrol costs. Find me at home instead, k?
5. Please be informed that from tomorrow, I will no longer be with this company, as I will be leaving to help some Nigerians I met on the Internet to move some money into my bank account.
6. If I do not respond to your email by August 9th, please avenge my death.
7. I can’t answer your email right now because I’m in the toilet doing big business. You want honest, I give you honest.
8. I am currently unable to reply to your emails as I am taking a nap. Email me again when I wake up, can?
9. I will not be in my office for the rest of the day because I went to watch ‘The Dark Knight’. Unless you’re my boss, in which case, I went for meeting at a client’s office.
10. I will be away from my office until 31 August, as I am on leave. During this time, please do not email me with stupid jokes, photos of your ugly children, ‘inspirational’ stories you got from donno where, chain e-mail letters, viruses, etc.
11. I’m not at my desk right now, because I’m escaping through the toilet window.
12. Actually, I’ve been back for 3 months oreddy, but I just donno how to turn this stupid Auto-Reply thing off!
wah... then getting the 24-70? :bsmilie:
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