my promises to all the long time suffering LFC fans if i take over from the useless and kuniang rafart bendhisdick!
1). I will get rid of the SEVEN SUCKERS(S.S - no, not the dreaded brown shirts of hitler!). Zeronin, Bubblegum, Dirty Kite, Louya Lebar, Degenerate, Doze-off & Kryptonite(GAWD!! he can't even TRAP A BALL!!).
2). I will rebuild the team and will ABOLISH the dreaded 4-5-1 kuniang formation!
3). I promise we will play ULTRA OFFENSIVE at every home game and we will play to win!
4). I promise i will never ever play 4-5-1 against KKJ teams!
5). I will sign a worthy RIGHT WINGER!
6). I will sign a new striker and i'm looking at David Villa or... an experienced striker to lead alongside Torres - a classic goal poacher like RVN or Hernan Crespo.
7). there will be no more ZONAL MARKING. NO!!! man marking is the way to go!!
8). i will nurture the future generation of LFC players BUT will not throw them into games when I know we need to win lest they messed up!
9). i will not build the team around certain player but will train them to fit into a system much like the old ajax with total football concept.
10). best of all, i will continue the proud tradition of stuffing it up the kahcheng of SAF's manCircle utd everytime we meet them!