Ladders - Useful but a Hazard to Public?


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Zplus said:
10 Golden Rules for Ladder Men

1. Thou shalt not block wheelchair bound people, short people, old folks, or small children
2. Thou shalt not form a "wall" in front of other spectators.
3. Thou shalt not position thy ladder(s) right in front which deprive audience of views.
4. Thou shalt position behind with thy long lens instead of trying to shoot a pimple on thy nose. If thou havent thy long lens, then thou not shalt not usef thy ladder but shalt sit on thee floor.
5. Thou shalt wearof thy deoderant when shooting at suchef armpit heights.
6 Thou shalt not fart when standef on thy ladder.
7. ...
8. ...
9. ...
10. Thou who break the above rules shall have their mugshots posted in Clubsnap as asticky for all eternity and be branded - The Uncouth Ladder Man. :bsmilie:


wah seh..no.6 power!!! imagine a "farting wall". HAHAHAHAHAHA...The Great Wall of Farts
 

Del_CtrlnoAlt said:
think if the performance on stage... give those 1.4m ones infront also jialat...

then rent them ladder loh....
 

hazekang said:
then rent them ladder loh....

den everybody on ladder liao... :bsmilie:

but also not bad lah... if the platform is 1M tall... den the guy 1.4m, the performer wear skirt... ho say liao.... eye eat ice-cream... :bsmilie:
 

Please don't mind me saying...

No one appreciates anyone standing on a ladder at a concert. Whether or not you're a photographer. How would anyone like if a group of non-photographers bring ladders & construct a wall just to "have a better view"? It's totally unacceptable for both photographers & non-photographers alike!

I'm surprised that these people (I don't care if you have a big gun) don't feel pai say at all. :sticktong
 

natnivek said:
Please don't mind me saying...

No one appreciates anyone standing on a ladder at a concert. Whether or not you're a photographer. How would anyone like if a group of non-photographers bring ladders & construct a wall just to "have a better view"? It's totally unacceptable for both photographers & non-photographers alike!

I'm surprised that these people (I don't care if you have a big gun) don't feel pai say at all. :sticktong

guess they are not pai say at all, wonder what kinda of image does a Singaporean photographer project when tourists see this...a few ang mo were disgusted when the moment the "wall" appeared in front of them, they tried to peek thru holes under the armpits, in between gaps...then they just walk off.
 

acidbyte said:
guess they are not pai say at all, wonder what kinda of image does a Singaporean photographer project when tourists see this...a few ang mo were disgusted when the moment the "wall" appeared in front of them, they tried to peek thru holes under the armpits, in between gaps...then they just walk off.
Next time we bring out monopods, see them standing, we use the monopod to poke poke. :devil:
 

espn said:
Next time we bring out monopods, see them standing, we use the monopod to poke poke. :devil:

Think play snooker even better... den can sing Humpty Dumpty... :thumbsup:
 

espn said:
Next time we bring out monopods, see them standing, we use the monopod to poke poke. :devil:

the guys on ladder should also have monopod to poke back...;)
 

espn said:
Next time we bring out monopods, see them standing, we use the monopod to poke poke. :devil:

...paper bullets with thumbtacks will work just fine..just aim and FIRE. hahahahahaha.
 

For practical purposes, the decent thing the event organiser can do is to allocate a distance for the "serious :sticktong photographers" to plant their scaffolding. And leave the front for the other spectators & photographers without ladders.

Of course, this doesn't include the official photograher for the event.

Cheers!
 

acidbyte said:
...paper bullets with thumbtacks will work just fine..just aim and FIRE. hahahahahaha.

reminds me of wat primary school kids do...
 

natnivek said:
For practical purposes, the decent thing the event organiser can do is to allocate a distance for the "serious :sticktong photographers" to plant their scaffolding. And leave the front for the other spectators & photographers without ladders.

Of course, this doesn't include the official photograher for the event.

Cheers!

i think they did that in one of the fashion shows in Raffles but was only for official photographers, then while behind the barracade, the "ladder gang" built their wall there.

Good suggestion for you, maybe they should have a PAY-TO-SHOOT stand, then those not paying will be told to keep their cameras by security/organizers.
 

Bet the ladder force gang is planning to invade Marina again. Some may even be there with breakfast/lunch and dinner all packed and sitting on their ladders right now. Sure got Ah Bengs ask them to get off the ladder, with lots of stuff flying towards the photographers. Then if on the second level, they still use ladder, may the gravity force be with them when they fall off. hahahahahahaha.
 

hazekang said:
reminds me of wat primary school kids do...

well, can always squirt some superglue on the folder ladder hinges and steps..then from then on, they can look down on people and people can look up to them......hahahahahahahaha
 

Del_CtrlnoAlt said:
Think play snooker even better... den can sing Humpty Dumpty... :thumbsup:
MTL... put time put place... :bsmilie:
 

acidbyte said:
well, can always squirt some superglue on the folder ladder hinges and steps..then from then on, they can look down on people and people can look up to them......hahahahahahahaha
Not glue their feet to the ladders? Then they can hop home with the ladders. :D
 

then STILT WALKERS armed with cameras confirm the best liaos.....ladder gang can go fly kite liaos.
 

acidbyte said:
then STILT WALKERS armed with cameras confirm the best liaos.....ladder gang can go fly kite liaos.
Wah like that bo pian liao.. quick we go master walking on stilts :bsmilie:
 

espn said:
Wah like that bo pian liao.. quick we go master walking on stilts :bsmilie:

UT needs to use steel water pipes as stilts.
 

espn said:
Wah like that bo pian liao.. quick we go master walking on stilts :bsmilie:

nevermind mah.... they can never get out of the building unless the crawl out anyway...
 

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