Jokes Thread


Father

Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
I would have five dollars...
You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
 

Father

Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
I would have five dollars...
You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...

technically Johhny's correct since he only asks, and the question doesn't state that the father gave the $3 to Johnny ;)
 

technically Johhny's correct since he only asks, and the question doesn't state that the father gave the $3 to Johnny ;)

Yes... English Teacher... :bsmilie:
 

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I am heading for the Singapore Airshow!!!

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winning at Old Trafford is very difficult.
even Manchester United is having problems winning there
 

winning at Old Trafford is very difficult.
even Manchester United is having problems winning there

Theather of Dreams is becoming a Horror Show of Crossing. ...
 

Stop Making fun of Blonde

A visiting ventriloquist is performing in a club of a small town.

He starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde among the audience stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."
 

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