JI detainee does a prison break.

[Ally]

might long toilet break. now the whole world knows bout it. just saw the news on ABC, BBC and so on. hope our high tech systems track him done before its tooo late or he crosses the border

Imagine if he had escaped last week during the airshow..?
More international press around then.. Bad bad way to impress overseas investors.. :nono:

Btw, anyone checks those aircraft before takeoff..?
What if he tries to sneak aboard..?? Or seletar airport for that matter..? :think:

 

[Sion]

...now i wonder if mediacock will make a drama outta this?:bsmilie:

Make sure they get Edison to star in it.

He's very free now. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[Sion]

...hope our high tech systems track him done before its tooo late or he crosses the border

hah?....

I beg your pardon, what sort of "high tech systems" are you talking about?

All you need is a stick and a dog with you to catch a criminal. :bsmilie:

 

[lovells19]

Singapore Version, coming to your tv real soon.. A man with a purpose, A man of god, A man that will change singapore forever!










Toilet Break!





Watch in amazment how one man, escape a high security Detention Center..

Every Wednesday 9pm on your favourite Channel 99!!

 

[garou12]

Singapore Version, coming to your tv real soon.. A man with a purpose, A man of god, A man that will change singapore forever!










Toilet Break!





Watch in amazment how one man, escape a high security Detention Center..

Every Wednesday 9pm on your favourite Channel 99!!

na la jamban break has a better ring to it :bsmilie:

 

[dreamzcape]

hah?....

I beg your pardon, what sort of "high tech systems" are you talking about?

All you need is a stick and a dog with you to catch a criminal. :bsmilie:

Sion, you mean you dunno? The one where they plant a micro transmitter on him and wait for him to go back to the terrorist cell. And then using formidable tracking technology, zoom in on his position and apprehend the JI in one fell swoop. Or even better, wait even longer until the JI link up with al qaeda hq. THEN we can once and for all end the reign of terrorism by cooperating with the US, using weapons of mass destruction to annihilate and destroy the phantom menace with one joint, united and formidable effort.:bsmilie:

ps: sorry if i fail at satire, sleepy after lunch.

 

[Sion]

Singapore Version, coming to your tv real soon.. A man with a purpose, A man of god, A man that will change singapore forever!


Toilet Break!


Watch in amazment how one man, escape a high security Detention Center..

Every Wednesday 9pm on your favourite Channel 99!!

It won't involve a pink Macbook. Will it? :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[paradigm]

Sion, you mean you dunno? The one where they plant a micro transmitter on him and wait for him to go back to the terrorist cell. And then using formidable tracking technology, zoom in on his position and apprehend the JI in one fell swoop. Or even better, wait even longer until the JI link up with al qaeda hq. THEN we can once and for all end the reign of terrorism by cooperating with the US, using weapons of mass destruction to annihilate and destroy the phantom menace with one joint, united and formidable effort.:bsmilie:

ps: sorry if i fail at satire, sleepy after lunch.

HAHAHA ... I bet that they put the nano micro-transmitter in his food and then "release" him ...

 

[theRBK]

He is the overall-in-charge but that does not mean he is not concerned. He cant possibly oversee each and every single department.

yes, but he should explain how it happened, and what measures will be taken to prevent it from happening again...

Make sure they get Edison to star in it.

He's very free now. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

not free lah... got next part of Batman to film...

did they search the longkangs or not :bsmilie:
no such thing as a formidable wall

that's a job for ... ... ... longkangman... ;p

Don't worry... The "Police have also formed a formidable blockade around Malcolm Park, near the Singapore Chinese Girls' School."

phew... at least the girls are safe... :sweatsm:

 

[Sion]

na la jamban break has a better ring to it :bsmilie:

The opening scene will have a line of water hitting the urinal wall in semi-darkness with classical Chinese music borrowed from 大醉俠.

:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[paradigm]

DPM just apologised in Parliament..

Seems like JI dude went for toilet break during family visit, and made a break for it..

Now that's a crappy way to lose a guy...

maybe the toilet sewerage system is linked to outside, so simply flush himself out ;p otherwise how come he could avoid detection at the gates ...

classically, toilet break is the best break that a detainee has ... you would not want to see a man relieving himself all and sundry ...

the next thing coming up is probably a transparent toilet for detainees ... "U never gonna be out of my sight" ; pppppppppppppppppp

 

[Sion]

not free lah... got next part of Batman to film...

I bet they'll have a hard time to find an actress to want to be "Batwoman". :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[Lenscapes]

Sion, you mean you dunno? The one where they plant a micro transmitter on him and wait for him to go back to the terrorist cell. And then using formidable tracking technology, zoom in on his position and apprehend the JI in one fell swoop. Or even better, wait even longer until the JI link up with al qaeda hq. THEN we can once and for all end the reign of terrorism by cooperating with the US, using weapons of mass destruction to annihilate and destroy the phantom menace with one joint, united and formidable effort.:bsmilie:

ps: sorry if i fail at satire, sleepy after lunch.

been watching 'hitman' the movie? lol

 

[conquer500]

Sion, you mean you dunno? The one where they plant a micro transmitter on him and wait for him to go back to the terrorist cell. And then using formidable tracking technology, zoom in on his position and apprehend the JI in one fell swoop. Or even better, wait even longer until the JI link up with al qaeda hq. THEN we can once and for all end the reign of terrorism by cooperating with the US, using weapons of mass destruction to annihilate and destroy the phantom menace with one joint, united and formidable effort.:bsmilie:

ps: sorry if i fail at satire, sleepy after lunch.

:sweat:

 

[dreamzcape]

been watching 'hitman' the movie? lol

haha no...just some mental gibberish that sprouted from my creative consciousness.

i am wondering though, maybe his whole limping thing was saved for this moment. Actually he can walk fine, but now desperate, start to run or walk, since first thing people wil look out for is a limping fella.

 

[lovells19]

The Plot is like this

Its easy to escape, when you're a piece of Crap, all you need to do is to flush yourself down the toilet and you're free!

 

[garou12]

not free lah... got next part of Batman to film...

that's assuming edison can pull his own prison break :bsmilie:

 

[garou12]

The Plot is like this

Its easy to escape, when you're a piece of Crap, all you need to do is to flush yourself down the toilet and you're free!

that's the origin of mr hankey the christmas poo!

 

[ddwmk2002]

It will be equally interesting to know who's gonna have his head chop for this incident. CO of the camp or duty officer in charge. :sweat:

 

[shooter]

Imagined he already escaped to neighbouring country like Indonesia... Linked up with his JI network.... Stay low/planned for 2 yrs n striked at the Youth Olympics 2010!!!! :nono::sweat:

Kaoz... so much talk abt the 'security' in SG... really disgusting to know his escape..:thumbsd: