how to tell yr crush you like her


ok hehe. shall share u the GURU secret moves.

if a guy, easy. go right up to her and say in the face, and say "i like u"
if she responds warmly, grats. u got a gf.
if she responds coldly, laugh at her and say "HAHA i bet u thought i was serious. u look so funny!"

to find out if he likes u, u know when she is attracted to u when......
1: she alternates between ignoring u and paying alot of attention to u. one day she thinks u disappeared, next day shes trying to make silly jokes to u.

2: she becmoes very self concious.
3: she finds out more abt u from her friends.

u can indicate ur interest in 2 ways:
the lingering stare. when in a group, stare at her and let her catch u doing it. then after she has noticed u, meet her eyes for 1.57 seconds and look at the ground quickly as if u have suddenly realised u had been staring at her. do this a few times at regular intervals (practise before a mirror)

The space invader. when u talk to her, move in closer with ur hands behind ur back. if she backs away, its a bad sign. if she stands firm, u got her!

adapted from the teenage textbook. (anyone who is a golden oldie and has read/watched this before will know:P)

and as for ppl looking for the teenage textbook/workbook series... i'm trying to find original copies of this book. if u have pls let me know. i wanna buy.
cause my copies all the pages falling out. i made a zap of the whole 2 books just to preserve the contents. its a hillarious comedic book and all singaporeans shld read cause it draws parallels to ur teenage life. (or most of it)

OMG thanks!!!!!!!!!
 

and 1 week to end of year exams to be exact... sch holiday still far
 

You from which school. The crush your classmate?
 

Well, sometimes a little courage goes a long way in these matters, rather confess and be rejected than to regret not confessing.
 

Ahhhh....cut to the chase! Just ask her: "will you marry me?" :bsmilie:
 

u honestly took what i said seriously?:bigeyes:

haha ps i'm a faillure at relationship. not a guru. still a single boiboi:cry:

I think i did the lingering stare thingy...gana block on fb by her b4 but now no more liao.
 

I think i did the lingering stare thingy...gana block on fb by her b4 but now no more liao.

WAAAA??????:bsmilie: the lingering stare made u no more kenna block?:thumbsup:

winner:sweat:
 

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