good, clean fun way to tekan groom


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vince123123 said:
Not sure how they stay in business, if anything is overzealous, the groom can just leave or call a halt to the pranks, don't think any bodyguards are necessary or even useful in such a situation.

i've already decided on 1 sentence to use on the day i get customary... and i've already served notices... and those who are involved know that i'll just preach what i say... so see who dares to play lor... :bsmilie: :sweatsm:
 

Del_CtrlnoAlt said:
i've already decided on 1 sentence to use on the day i get customary... and i've already served notices... and those who are involved know that i'll just preach what i say... so see who dares to play lor... :bsmilie: :sweatsm:

How about rolling the egg down the pants game by the Jie Mei?
 

Sion said:
How about rolling the egg down the pants game by the Jie Mei?

that depends whats the jie mei wearing & also their figure... if a bunch of
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den i bo pian also must decline liao lor..
 

Del_CtrlnoAlt said:
that depends whats the jie mei wearing & also their figure... if a bunch of
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den i bo pian also must decline liao lor..

If out of the bunch of ********* got a few super chio type how. Either all play or none?
 

i find it wierd why people want to sabo the bridegroom or bride on their big day. does this happen in other countries as well?
 

soma said:
If out of the bunch of ********* got a few super chio type how. Either all play or none?

hmm thats a very hard to answer question... can i have them 1 by 1, den 3P, 4P, 5P, 6P... etc?
 

Del_CtrlnoAlt said:
think this 1 is get into the house liao... hard to play liao...

i got a better idea... can ask the jie meis to take nude pics of each other without the head... den have about 10 pics (inclusive of the bride's one of course...) den the groom have to choose which 1 is hers...

i definitely fail this 1, cos i think i'll choose the most voluptious one... (fish tank anybody?) :bsmilie:


tsk tsk.. think ur future wife will be so disapointed in u.. :nono:
 

furrypaws said:
tsk tsk.. think ur future wife will be so disapointed in u.. :nono:

at least he can still get married. no gal 1 me! :faint:
 

I actually dis-agree with the part where the groom has to 'kena tekan' from the all 'Jie Mei's. Why do all this stuff? Aren't we simply following what was started in Hong Kong? (correct me if I am wrong). Is it part of our cultural heritage in our Chinese weddings?
 

Canew said:
I actually dis-agree with the part where the groom has to 'kena tekan' from the all 'Jie Mei's. Why do all this stuff? Aren't we simply following what was started in Hong Kong? (correct me if I am wrong). Is it part of our cultural heritage in our Chinese weddings?

aiya, its the monkey see monkey do thing lor...

i'd seriously walk if i dun feel like playing... its ultimately... MY BIG DAY, not MY SABO DAY lor... and seriously not MY BIG SABO DAY... :angry: sporting or not... is not an issue here... wan entertainment, go find a gigolo... :devil:
 

y no one mentioned anything abt the RED PACKET ???

:think:
 

k3nn3th03 said:
y no one mentioned anything abt the RED PACKET ???

:think:

nowadays the jie meis getting more saddist.... they are self sufficient in their ability to earn money... now the time to... hiak hiak hiak...:bsmilie:
 

Del_CtrlnoAlt said:
aiya, its the monkey see monkey do thing lor...

i'd seriously walk if i dun feel like playing... its ultimately... MY BIG DAY, not MY SABO DAY lor... and seriously not MY BIG SABO DAY... :angry: sporting or not... is not an issue here... wan entertainment, go find a gigolo... :devil:
Well spoken, Del_CtrlnoAlt. Especially: "wan entertainment, go find a gigolo."
 

Del_CtrlnoAlt said:
aiya, its the monkey see monkey do thing lor...

i'd seriously walk if i dun feel like playing... its ultimately... MY BIG DAY, not MY SABO DAY lor... and seriously not MY BIG SABO DAY... :angry: sporting or not... is not an issue here... wan entertainment, go find a gigolo... :devil:

:thumbsup: so when's your big day?
 

eikin said:
:thumbsup: so when's your big day?

not so soon lor... who knows... maybe i might change the underlined... :bsmilie:
 

vince123123 said:
Which is why the grooms should actually try to beat the system:

1. Locksmith
2. Lock Cutter
3. If bride in a house - ladder + entry into bedroom directly or entry into another room and conquer from there.

:)


Woah opposition team (the grooms rescurer) :)
 

k3nn3th03 said:
1. the usual, "Suan, Tian, Ku, La" ( sour, sweet, bitter, spicy )

:cool: :cool:

The last time I was best man for my best friend's wedding, we kenna this. I had to drink the Suan for my best friend. 1 whole cup of vinegar, and what not. For the whole wedding day, I go to each place to visit toilet. My best friend had to get a hotel room for me after the wedding to rest, cause too chai lap to go home. Saw the doctor too in the afternoon....
:sweat:

the jiameis also don't know what they put in in the drink! ganna more attention than the groom!!!
 

Precisely - they caused unncessary medical emergencies for nothing ... see my post above on how to avoid the "gate game" :)

blive said:
The last time I was best man for my best friend's wedding, we kenna this. I had to drink the Suan for my best friend. 1 whole cup of vinegar, and what not. For the whole wedding day, I go to each place to visit toilet. My best friend had to get a hotel room for me after the wedding to rest, cause too chai lap to go home. Saw the doctor too in the afternoon....
:sweat:

the jiameis also don't know what they put in in the drink! ganna more attention than the groom!!!
 

blive said:
the jiameis also don't know what they put in in the drink! ganna more attention than the groom!!!

Oh.. that's too much lor... 1 cup of vinegar u know contain how much Acetic acid anot... hmm.. imagine it acting inside ur tummy with the hydrochloric acid.. sure burn one hole lah...

Lucky the jie meis i 'fought' with din gimme anything horrid.. haha...
 

blive said:
The last time I was best man for my best friend's wedding, we kenna this. I had to drink the Suan for my best friend. 1 whole cup of vinegar, and what not. For the whole wedding day, I go to each place to visit toilet. My best friend had to get a hotel room for me after the wedding to rest, cause too chai lap to go home. Saw the doctor too in the afternoon....
:sweat:

the jiameis also don't know what they put in in the drink! ganna more attention than the groom!!!

wa lau eh.. look like the jia meis trying to kill the groom..........:sweat:
 

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