that was not what he used it for :devil:
EXPOSE yourself - XIX
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that was not what he used it for :devil:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Welcome back dahling :heart:
I acherly likes the smell of milk la.
If like that, then don't buy. there is another show in Nov
Depends on how much I spend la...
Anyway, should be getting another payment soon...
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A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing whats natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Toms resistance to natures urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.
Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
So they buried Debbie.
i feel sorry for debbie.... ;/
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing whats natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Toms resistance to natures urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.
Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
So they buried Debbie.
i feel sorry for debbie.... ;/
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tainted
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dont holy farking shiat me young lady.... haha....
im sure you're interested also right....
NECROPHILIA FTW!!!
tainted
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Very good, said her mother.
Is it because Im blonde? the girl said.
Yes, its because youre blonde, said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
Very good, said her mother.
Is it because Im blonde, Mommy?
Yes, its because youre blonde.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy,
Mommy, she yelled, we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these! And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
Very good, said her embarrassed mother.
Is it because Im blonde, mommy?
No Honey, its because youre 24.
Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Very good, said her mother.
Is it because Im blonde? the girl said.
Yes, its because youre blonde, said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
Very good, said her mother.
Is it because Im blonde, Mommy?
Yes, its because youre blonde.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy,
Mommy, she yelled, we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these! And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
Very good, said her embarrassed mother.
Is it because Im blonde, mommy?
No Honey, its because youre 24.
riotvan
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