EXPOSE Yourself - VIII

[maddyks]

Haizzz getting bored at home and its frickin hot

 

[Dream Merchant]

I'm doing work and falling asleep at the putter.

 

[tainted]

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

amen

 

[zac08]

I'm doing work and falling asleep at the putter.

Putter??

you playing golf now?

 

[maddyks]

Putter??

you playing golf now?

computter

 

[Dream Merchant]

Yeah. Hehehehehehehe!

 

[zac08]

I see....

And I tot you're so high tech to have a laptop at the course....

 

[maddyks]

50 more posts

 

[zac08]

yup....

48 more to go

 

[Dream Merchant]

I see....

And I tot you're so high tech to have a laptop at the course....

If I were at the course, I sure as heck wouldn't be on my putter trying to do work! Hahahahahaha!

 

[maddyks]

46 more to go ....


ha haha ha utter spam

 

[zac08]

40 Mistakes Men make while having sex with women.


1. NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.

 

[maddyks]

Ok now we are having sex education...:thumbsup:

 

[zac08]

40 Mistakes Men make while having sex with women.


2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to
extinguish
the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

 

[tainted]

stupid people in the office next door are haven a major case of the hornies man... Just because my office light is off doesn't mean there's no one in..... The walls are gonna crack if they don't stop bloody hell haha

 

[zac08]

40 Mistakes Men make while having sex with women.


3. NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you
rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head
from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

 

[maddyks]

stupid people in the office next door are haven a major case of the hornies man... Just because my office light is off doesn't mean there's no one in..... The walls are gonna crack if they don't stop bloody hell haha

are u kidding me? Woohoooo audio audio

 

[zac08]

40 Mistakes Men make while having sex with women.


4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they
get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

 

[Dream Merchant]

stupid people in the office next door are haven a major case of the hornies man... Just because my office light is off doesn't mean there's no one in..... The walls are gonna crack if they don't stop bloody hell haha

Tear down the walls, and join them! :devil:

 

[zac08]

40 Mistakes Men make while having sex with women.


5. BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.
They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your
tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.