EXPOSE Yourself - VIII


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Q: What do Ninja and Soft Core Porn Stars have in common?

A: You never see them coming.
 

What do you see if you have a vagina stapled to your fore-head?

My nuts slapping you in the face.
 

A man comes home to find his wife in the bathroom blowdrying her pussy. He says, "What the hell are you doing?" She answers, "Heating up dinner."
 

Seems like its just you and me :)
 

Here's one....

There are three gay guys sitting on a couch.

One says, "Hey lets play a game, what you have to do is find anything in the house and shove it up my ass, if I can guess it correctly you have to try again."

They all agree to play the game.

Two of the three gay guys go out to the barn and get a rake, they walk back to the house and shove it up the first guy’s ass.

He says, "OOOHHH!, that’s a rake, you guys are gunna have to do better than that.

So the other two go into the garage and grab a shovel, go back to the first guy and shove it up his ass.

He says, "OHHHHH!, thats a shovel, you guys are gunna have to do better than that.

So the other two guys go to the bathroom and get, umm whats that thing called, it’s got a wood pole and a pink thing at the bottom, ohh damn it what is that thing called?
 

Hi,

Thanks DM for inviting me and my friend to join the outing (1/2 way). Anyway lemme know which place u all gonna upload the pics then i'll put my collections there to share with u :).

U all posting too fast liao, only can read ...

Hey Yilishen,

It was great meeting you and your friend with the D3 (sorry, didn;t get his name).

Come join us and post up more lah! Too fast like F1 race oso neber mind - just post. :bsmilie:

Can you set a password locked album on your site? If can, load your photos there, and pass me the link/password.

Hope to see you again soon ... thinking of doing something different for Outing III. ;););)
 

Here's one....

There are three gay guys sitting on a couch.

One says, "Hey lets play a game, what you have to do is find anything in the house and shove it up my ass, if I can guess it correctly you have to try again."

They all agree to play the game.

Two of the three gay guys go out to the barn and get a rake, they walk back to the house and shove it up the first guy’s ass.

He says, "OOOHHH!, that’s a rake, you guys are gunna have to do better than that.

So the other two go into the garage and grab a shovel, go back to the first guy and shove it up his ass.

He says, "OHHHHH!, thats a shovel, you guys are gunna have to do better than that.

So the other two guys go to the bathroom and get, umm whats that thing called, it’s got a wood pole and a pink thing at the bottom, ohh damn it what is that thing called?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha good try my bro :thumbsup:
 

Hey Yilishen,

It was great meeting you and your friend with the D3 (sorry, didn;t get his name).

Come join us and post up more lah! Too fast like F1 race oso neber mind - just post. :bsmilie:

Can you set a password locked album on your site? If can, load your photos there, and pass me the link/password.

Hope to see you again soon ... thinking of doing something different for Outing III. ;););)

Hmmmmm

like?
 

Secret! Dun tell yu!

No lah, thinking of doing a shoot outing with makan and tok kok, but more shoot instread of just makan and orgies.

Yes Mr Orgyniser..... :bsmilie:
 

Me and DM were talking about it - how about an all night outing?
 

Yes Mr Orgyniser..... :bsmilie:

OOI! Actuyally YOU were supposed to org last night's outing yu kno! Then yu say yu can't make it lah bla bla bla ... then got so many orgie, yu turn up! HAHAHAHAHAHA! :bsmilie::devil:

Anyways, it a pleasure for to to org if the rest enjoy lah. ;)
 

A young man had just came home with his date, when things got a little bit
passionate he asked her for sex.
She replied "no, I’m saving myself for when i get married."
"Fine." he said, "How about a blow-job?"
She said "No I’m not putting my mouth on that filthy thing!"
"How about a hand-job?" he asked.
"What’s that?" she asked
"Remember when you were you were a kid and you shook soda pop bottles
and sprayed them at your brother? It’s sorta like that." he explained
Then she began shaking his penis furiously when he threw his head back in
pain, with snot blowing out of his nose and wax blowing out of his ears.
"What’s the matter?" she asked.
"Take your thumb off the end!"
 

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