EXPOSE Yourself - VII

[Jimmy81]

You can get cancer getting those :lovegrin:

Tats y i nv tried

 

[tainted]

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

love this one lolol

 

[tainted]

Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!

 

[zac08]

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

 

[zac08]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

[tainted]

Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!

 

[zac08]

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

 

[Royaux]

quite quiet here.

 

[tainted]

Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

 

[zac08]

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

 

[tainted]

rofl we're just spammin your momma jokes like no one's business xD

 

[zac08]

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

 

[zac08]

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

 

[g-khoo]

"Your mother is sooooooo fat.



Then when she jump for joooy.





She got sthuck.


thank you.

 

[tainted]

Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

 

[zac08]

Let's kill this thread before 12 midnight...

hahah

 

[zac08]

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

 

[Royaux]

your momma jokes til 1000th post? :bsmilie:

 

[Jimmy81]

GOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheergal::cheergal::cheergal::cheergal:

 

[zac08]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"