EXPOSE Yourself - IX
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zac08
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
47. Doing all of your before bed things before sex. Yes, sleeping with makeup on is bad. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that later. And really ****ing you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie with acne cream on your nose is not all its cracked up to be.
47. Doing all of your before bed things before sex. Yes, sleeping with makeup on is bad. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that later. And really ****ing you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie with acne cream on your nose is not all its cracked up to be.
zac08
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
48. Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But changing the sheets immediately so you can get the other ones in the washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have possibly passed by is not the way to do it.
48. Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But changing the sheets immediately so you can get the other ones in the washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have possibly passed by is not the way to do it.
zac08
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
49. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions. It happens, he's probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy". Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it doesn't, get off another way with him. He's still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are not ok.
49. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions. It happens, he's probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy". Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it doesn't, get off another way with him. He's still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are not ok.
zac08
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
50. Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now, it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps not in that order.
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50. Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now, it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps not in that order.
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CONGRATULATIONS ZAC!
Wasn't that easy? Now you only have 795 posts more to go before hitting 1K!
U DA MAN ZAC!
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Wasn't that easy? Now you only have 795 posts more to go before hitting 1K!
U DA MAN ZAC!
:cheergal::vhappy::cheergal::vhappy::cheergal:
zac08
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Zac quietly recharging his neucleon fuel packs for another marathon burst of posts while the world of EXpoSeRs wait with abated breath ...
Nah ... got work to do. Get a good rest man, you deserve it!
Want me to come over and give you a niiice massage? :devil:
zac08
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Hmmm, massage sounds nice.... but can I have a change of masseur...
I prefer girls to work on my body....
Hmmm, massage sounds nice.... but can I have a change of masseur...
I prefer girls to work on my body....
BARNEY CAN WORK ON YOUR BODY
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Royaux
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like #$%^& and and... i'm sneezing
9 more things to draw.
how's your photoshop thingy doing?
Sorry if I very blurr... but who is AdamAdam ahhh? Don't remember got this person at the outing leh...
Ohhhh....... is this why you buy so many torchlights and bring them wherever you go?!? :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
Everyone please get proper rest if you're tired or sleepy.
Dun wan anything happening to our Precious EXpoSeRs!
Dun wan anything happening to our Precious EXpoSeRs!
zac08
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Adam wasn't in the outing....
And no... I dun need torchlights for that... I am pretty good in the dark too... My 1-handed skill is still pretty decent. :bsmilie:
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