EXPOSE Yourself - IX

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


29. Refusing to let him take control. So your a feminist. Big ****ing deal. Letting him call the shots doesn't make you any less of one.

 

[Royaux]

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[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


30. Refusing to take control. Its ok to crawl across a bed to him on all fours, push him down and crawl on top. It's not his responsibility to start things all the time.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.



31. Forgetting that he has a body that likes to be touched, too. Men have things like backs and shoulders and stomachs and other parts that are fun to kiss and touch. You miss a lot of good places by concentrating solely on his penis.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


32. Ignoring his balls. Seriously, they are there. Kiss them, lick them, suck on them, make a relationship with them, just don't ignore them.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


33. Leaving him to his own devices. Nothing is worse than a girl who gets you most of the way off and then bolts because she doesn't want to deal with the mess.

 

[maddyks]

Keeep going Zac. :thumbsup:

Me ish going to bed. Meeting with the prof tomorrow :sweat:

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


34. Launching into some speech about not being an object for sex when he tries to titty **** you. Jesus Christ, just push them together and enjoy yourself. You get a great view.

 

[zac08]

Keeep going Zac. :thumbsup:

Me ish going to bed. Meeting with the prof tomorrow :sweat:

Good night....

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


35. Expecting him to handle you like a porcelain doll. I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not going to break, sister. So doing it against the wall gives you a bruise on your shoulder. Look at it later and giggle at the memory.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


36. Refusing to try things in the name of "making love". You're not making anything. You are naked. With another person. Making strange faces and weird noises. Stop romanticizing it.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


37. Taking things way too seriously. Sex is funny. Actually it's hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a goat. It's how you deal with it that really matters.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


38. Throwing a bitch fit when he asks for a 3 some. Its the American dream. (I know my ex is reading this right now, so a quick interjection. One request for a 3 some is ok. Every 5 minutes, not so much. Know the difference).

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


39. Continuing a blow job knowing that you have god awful cotton mouth. Really. Grab a bottle of water.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


40. Nails. Its one thing tracing them up and down your partners back. Its another when you snag the goods with a claw.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


41. Bitching when you get jizz on you. You're having sex. That will happen. Thats the entire point of sex. Establish where he can and cant jizz and be done with it. Remember, it tightens the pores.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


42. Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Something so he knows he's the best you've had, even if he isn't.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


43. Faking orgasms. Just. Don't. By faking (IF he believes you) he thinks he's doing everything right. And if he doesn't know its not working, he's not going to change it. Starting a vicious cycle of unfulfilling sex which will eventually be very damaging to his ego.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


44. Not washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, this is more of a general statement. If you haven't showered that day, and things smell a little...fishy...perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you.

 

[zac08]

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


45. Anything that involves inserting anything into his body that he has not specifically approved before hand. I don't care what Cosmo says, some things are simply not pleasant surprises.