EXPOSE Yourself - IX


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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that ****. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That **** is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


6. Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


7. Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the s*** that Cosmo forces down our throats, sex is NOT just about us. Get over it.


(Written by a female)
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


8. Using Cosmo as a sex bible. I dont know who comes up with half that s***, but I'm pretty sure they need counseling.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his **** instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


10. Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


11. Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace. He's about to get some pussy. Be glad he bothered to take his pants all the way off. If it concerns you so much, undress him yourself.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


12. Not shaving your legs. Im pretty bad at this myself. But if you want your guy stubble free, you better get out the razor.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


13. Allowing your crotch to resemble the amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, some people don't want to go bare. Thats fine. If you like bush, great. If you have sensitive skin and can't shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, trim that **** if you want him to spend any time down there.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


14. Assuming that sex means a relationship. The only relationship you have is that he has now stuck his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha. That's as far as it goes unless otherwise noted.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


15. Withholding oral sex just because you're ragging. He didn't do it. Unless you want him to withhold oral sex because he's hormonal, I suggest you get some kneepads.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


14. Assuming that sex means a relationship. The only relationship you have is that he has now stuck his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha. That's as far as it goes unless otherwise noted.

HOO HO CHA CHA - a wildly popular local dessert! :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


16. Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you're having sex? If you heard yourself on tape, and someone asked you to explain what was causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers like "I stubbed my toe" "I ran up the steps" or "I was putting up drywall".
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


17. Leaving condoms up to him. If you're sexually active and insist that he uses a condom, I suggest buying a box and keeping it by your bed. Not all men keep them on them, and it's just as much your responsibility as it is his. If you think that makes you a slut, you shouldn't be having sex anyway. Go back to Jr High.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


18. Getting your undies in a bunch when he talks dirty. A little fantasy can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn't be offended when he calls you his dirty little slut. When he calls you a whore and tells you to come, its his way of showing that he cares if you get off. Stop being a sissy.
 

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.


19. Refusing to be spontaneous. I know this is shocking, but sometimes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun.
 

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