ClubSnap Xpert 11 Official Thread: Season 4 Thread 1 You've been KELONGED!!

[grumpy]

Wah i buang again! My strikers all hang up their boots!:sweat:

u need to buy more ah peks

 

[Redsun]

CS Kelong League

2009-05-04 Black Magic Divas - Japan AV All Stars 1 - 4 (1 - 1)
2009-05-04 Nikon United - Royale Ace FC 2 - 0 (2 - 0)
2009-05-04 Devils - Dutch Master FC 1 - 2 (1 - 2)
2009-05-04 Doraemon FC - Red Bulls Rover 0 - 0 (0 - 0)
2009-05-04 Mongolian Chop Squad - bLaZeR F.C. 2 - 2 (0 - 2)
2009-05-04 grumpy babies - Transversite United 5 - 0 (2 - 0)


Division 1

2009-05-04 Kallang Roar FC - Harpers Steel FC 2 - 1 (0 - 1)
2009-05-04 RedSpot - Triumph FC 2 - 4 (1 - 2)
2009-05-04 Milan Empire - Arsenal United 5 - 2 (1 - 2)
2009-05-04 WAHLAU UTD - SlumberPool F.C. 0 - 4 (0 - 2)
2009-05-04 Royal Union FC - Evil FC 0 - 1 (0 - 1)
2009-05-04 Arte F.C - Chinatown Pirates FC 3 - 0 (2 - 0)

oh man!lose at home again!!;(

 

[melvin]

u need to buy more ah peks

:sweat::sweat::sweat::sweat::sweat:

 

[Cheesecake]

wa, kelong code works again! :thumbsup:


melvin didi finally gamely go into toilet bowl! :thumbsup:

 

[Venom81]

I just doubled your figures for Goals Against. :thumbsup:


Geylang is no place for trannys. I hope you and your boys enjoyed the scissors treatment.

Wa..... u really chased my Trannys out of geylang, don't let me set up business there........:bigeyes:

 

[Venom81]

Wow. Huge victory by Grumpy. Looks like the trannys just got chopped by Grumpy's scissors:bsmilie:

Laoya Ace & RBR continues on towards their fate with the toilet bowl

Bro Rodz, good victory for you, plus manager of the week:thumbsup:

My boys become minced meat.... :bigeyes:

 

[Venom81]

Tio kelonged again.
After my golden scissors performance, I have 5 players in xpert11 but the manager of the week is you-know-who :thumbsd:

U learn e Golden Scissors from David Gan? :bsmilie:

 

[Venom81]

Last season was just a rebuilding phase. Now all my XMMs are turning into my beauties:thumbsup: Whatcha goona do when you are facing Gisele Bundchen, Fiona Xie, Maria Ozawa and Jamie Yeo, all coming at you:bsmilie:

Way to go:thumbsup: The tranny can only hide at Desker Rd and form circles:bsmilie:

My boys only can hang out at Desker Rd and dance around e trees. :bsmilie:

 

[Cheesecake]

U learn e Golden Scissors from David Gan? :bsmilie:

maybe oso hair colouring. :bsmilie:

 

[grumpy]

maybe oso hair colouring. :bsmilie:

his boys tio chopped botak liao
simi hair colouring?

 

[roDz]

Aiya, my team is so harmless. I'm more scared of your team. You have already defeated 2 last season Kelong League team consecutively. Power siah:thumbsup: Must go and train up my XMMs some more:sweat::bsmilie:

your team got so many s7 & above leh...mine highest is s7....that also only one!!! my average is s4....how to compete? real underdog liao...:sweatsm::sweat:

 

[grumpy]

your team got so many s7 & above leh...mine highest is s7....that also only one!!! my average is s4....how to compete? real underdog liao...:sweatsm::sweat:

undertable lor, supply his girls with more undergarment
:bsmilie:

 

[roDz]

undertable lor, supply his girls with more undergarment
:bsmilie:

Now must tell Triumph International to supply more lingeries to them.......hope this works....:bsmilie:

 

[blazer_workz]

Now must tell Triumph International to supply more lingeries to them.......hope this works....:bsmilie:

they need the underwire maximizer to prevent the flush..:bsmilie:

 

[roDz]

they need the underwire maximizer to prevent the flush..:bsmilie:

do u think it'll work? :bsmilie:

 

[kelccm]

your team got so many s7 & above leh...mine highest is s7....that also only one!!! my average is s4....how to compete? real underdog liao...:sweatsm::sweat:

Your team is really like hidden dragon crouching tiger. On paper looks weak, but that is just a cover.

 

[kelccm]

Now must tell Triumph International to supply more lingeries to them.......hope this works....:bsmilie:

My XMMs like to go braless leh. Got asset must show off mah. Sometimes they like to go commando too, just to shock our opponents:bsmilie:

Anyway my home ground is so comfortable, we'll make sure your team have a good night sleep at our ground. We'll provide lots of pillows and blankets for your team and your fans, and let you all have the million dollar dreams:thumbsup: So many teams had enjoyed our hospitality this season already.

 

[kelccm]

they need the underwire maximizer to prevent the flush..:bsmilie:

Ermmm, what is the flush?:dunno:

 

[blazer_workz]

Ermmm, what is the flush?:dunno:

Toilet bowl flush! ;p

 

[roDz]

Your team is really like hidden dragon crouching tiger. On paper looks weak, but that is just a cover.

no lah...my team will always be the real underdog...they only s4-s7...manager only s6...:bsmilie: must find the right balance & tactic to get a hard fought win...