Chit Chat Thread #1

[The_Cheat]

Hmmm..... maybe sawing off the neck with a dull saw would be more fun..... :think:

Long enduring excruciating pain... :think:


NICE!!! :thumbsup:

 

[xin]

Who will like to have the honour of twisting off this duck's neck???

How about stamping on duck's neck.... stamp till flat... then duck can't sneeze liaoz.... :think:

 

[khairi]

How about stamping on duck's neck.... stamp till flat... then duck can't sneeze liaoz.... :think:

that's murder leh...

how abt making Duck our SACRIFICE! so that we all will get pro standard shots year in year out with any kind of camera!

good idea or not?

 

[The_Cheat]

that's murder leh...

how abt making Duck our SACRIFICE! so that we all will get pro standard shots year in year out with any kind of camera!

good idea or not?

I have a better idea... let the pig and the wabbit kill the duck in whichever way they want. Mi, on the other hand, will get all his equipment, and sell it cheap, especially since it's plaque with disease. But then no one will know! :bsmilie:

 

[xin]

I have a better idea... let the pig and the wabbit kill the duck in whichever way they want. Mi, on the other hand, will get all his equipment, and sell it cheap, especially since it's plaque with disease. But then no one will know! :bsmilie:

Think selling him to become a gigolo better... some people refer to gigolos as ducks anyway.....

Like dat he can earn us money to buy equipment....

 

[zaren]

*gasp* never realised just how bloodthirsty u lot are!!!!

:bigeyes:

 

[khairi]

Think selling him to become a gigolo better... some people refer to gigolos as ducks anyway.....

Like dat he can earn us money to buy equipment....

what a way to end someone's steriled life!?!?!?

just be careful hor...sekali Duck becomes the PIMP and we all become his slave!

EVERYDAY must clean his shoes, iron clothes, wash laundry...use our money to buy his dream home!...wah...scary...

 

[icer]

THAT'S TORTURE!!!!

EW!!!

No, you should tie the duck to a piece of cloth and put one end to the paper shredder.........

Then the duck will see himself closer closer to the shredder..... and next, you will just see a heap of feathers.....

Death is not frightening but waiting to be shredded is.

:bsmilie:

 

[khairi]

I have a better idea... let the pig and the wabbit kill the duck in whichever way they want. Mi, on the other hand, will get all his equipment, and sell it cheap, especially since it's plaque with disease. But then no one will know! :bsmilie:

frankly, pig n wabbit should be no match for duck...i seen a duck WHACK a chicken back then during the kampong days...n consider this, ducks can FLY!...wabbit and pig sure chia lad one...either one sure go ICU in an animal hospital.

thus SUPER DUCK lives!!! to Ah choo at us all.

 

[khairi]

No, you should tie the duck to a piece of cloth and put one end to the paper shredder.........

Then the duck will see himself closer closer to the shredder..... and next, you will just see a heap of feathers.....

Death is not frightening but waiting to be shredded is.

:bsmilie:

Icer ah...your torture method is more BARBARIC than all of us liao...i think, you sitting inside the glass ball with blizzards all day has made you really nasty.




so what other methods do you suggest?

 

[icer]

Icer ah...your torture method is more BARBARIC than all of us liao...i think, you sitting inside the glass ball with blizzards all day has made you really nasty.




so what other methods do you suggest?

Another method is what you all are doing. Spread the news that there is this particular duck in Singapore that has the bird flu. Inform all authorities to track down this duck and eliminate it. Ask all public to kill any suspicious ducks especially if they are alone and not in a flock. Give more details like it's spectacled and most probably carrying a camera etc. Best, publish the photo.

Being a fugitive and after hiding for days and being caught finally is worse than death. :angel:

 

[xin]

Icer ah...your torture method is more BARBARIC than all of us liao...i think, you sitting inside the glass ball with blizzards all day has made you really nasty.




so what other methods do you suggest?

Hahahahahah... I think all stressed up with work...

I din clear my in-tray for about 2 weeks... its now 3 inches thick.... :sweat:

 

[xin]

Another method is what you all are doing. Spread the news that there is this particular duck in Singapore that has the bird flu. Inform all authorities to track down this duck and eliminate it. Ask all public to kill any suspicious ducks especially if they are alone and not in a flock. Give more details like it's spectacled and most probably carrying a camera etc. Best, publish the photo.

Being a fugitive and after hiding for days and being caught finally is worse than death. :angel:

How about locking him up in a sealed room with 30 hungry rats?

:devil:

 

[calisc]

No, you should tie the duck to a piece of cloth and put one end to the paper shredder.........

Then the duck will see himself closer closer to the shredder..... and next, you will just see a heap of feathers.....

Death is not frightening but waiting to be shredded is.

:bsmilie:

Power!! :thumbsup:

 

[khairi]

How about locking him up in a sealed room with 30 hungry rats?

:devil:

Ducks eat Meat!...this is a Super Meat Eating Duck!

I think a Golden Egg will weaken it's strength!

 

[calisc]

How about locking him up in a sealed room with 30 hungry rats?

:devil:

Put honey on him and let the ants come?

 

[zaren]

How about locking him up in a sealed room with 30 hungry rats?

:devil:

no no...

follow the proper rat torture procedure:

tie him up flat on his back so he cant move. cut away a small square piece of skin off his stomach area. place a large starving rat in a rat cage over his stomach. the rat cage has the bottom part removed so that rat cannot escape but is free to feed on whatever its standing on. the torture and death will therefore be slow, horrible and painful. and icer is right, the anticipation of the rat's next meal is worse than death.

 

[khairi]

Power!! :thumbsup:

yeap...i like that one too...AWESOME...deserves an Oscar Nomination for Best Screenplay!

 

[khairi]

no no...

follow the proper rat torture procedure:

tie him up flat on his back so he cant move. cut away a small square piece of skin off his stomach area. place a large starving rat in a rat cage over his stomach. the rat cage has the bottom part removed so that rat cannot escape but is free to feed on whatever its standing on. the torture and death will therefore be slow, horrible and painful. and icer is right, the anticipation of the rat's next meal is worse than death.

if the rat urinate into the wound even better...the duck will be TOXIC WASTE!


MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

[calisc]

no no...

follow the proper rat torture procedure:

tie him up flat on his back so he cant move. cut away a small square piece of skin off his stomach area. place a large starving rat in a rat cage over his stomach. the rat cage has the bottom part removed so that rat cannot escape but is free to feed on whatever its standing on. the torture and death will therefore be slow, horrible and painful. and icer is right, the anticipation of the rat's next meal is worse than death.

Wahhhh。。。。姜还是老的辣 （old ginger still more spicy) ..... Unker Zaren even more power!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: