Chain story...

[zaren]

Superman bristles with undisguised indignation...
"I am certainly not square
You better say a prayer
Because my sizzling red thong
Will unleash a stupendous schlong"

 

[Pro Image]

"Swing! Here it comes boys!"

"Who wants to go first?"

"Monkey God or The Pig?"

"Hulk, Flash, Batman or Spiderman?"


"I will be the first!"

Says Aragorn who looks cheeky

The Orcs look in disbelief

"Master Aragorn, we want too.....!"


Superman was surprise and stunned

So he says to them

"Ok Orcs, take a number!"

"One Orc at a time"

"I only have one schlong"

 

[hwchoy]

*ROTFL* :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[Pro Image]

*ROTFL* :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

"Thanks but still awaiting zaren"

"His contribution is MY PRECIOUS"


Monkey God and The PIG

Looks west for brother zaren


Meanwhile back in Middle Earth

The Orcs are having fun

Superman continues unleashing his schlong

 

[zaren]

"Superman, we know it's tough,
but hey, this is Singapore.
When one schlong ain't enough,
You just grow one more!"

 

[Pro Image]

Monkey God and The Pig

Came back from the west

And found brother zaren smiling

He is happy that Superman

as Superman adds another schlong

just for weak brother zaren

 

[zaren]

"Monkey God and Pig scrutinise
Superman's schlong's proud added length
but inevitably come to realise
weakness is sometimes a strength"...

 

[hwchoy]

and so the Heavenly Emperor

 

[hwchoy]

came to hear about Superman

 

[hwchoy]

whose schlong brought ecstacy for

 

[hwchoy]

the Orcs of Middle Earth.

 

[zaren]

"Superman, mighty you may be
but you ain't no deity
Show me *shadow schlong thrust*
then you'll gain heaven's trust"...

 

[OzOn3]

So he whips it out,
at an awe-inspiring speed...

 

[Pro Image]

"Where is hwchoy and zaren?"

"Always MIA other CS threads"

Ultraman looks furious and frustrated

Pro Image chuckles at them

 

[zaren]

before the emperor could blink,
and everyone could even think,
superman's *weapon* feinted and crushed,
the awed gathering was hushed...

 

[Pro Image]

"This happends to me too!"

Ultraman shouts at the emperor

 

[zaren]

ultraman frowns at pro image;
"you need some manners, son
or else you can't run
when the Pig takes offence
and destroys your mercedes benz!"...

 

[Pro Image]

Pro Image kneels and apologise

Suddenly a ray of light

"Swoosh! The emperor vanishes away"


Pro Image says to Ultraman

"Manners? The emperor is gone!"

"Next time it'll be u!"

 

[zaren]

the emperor is not amused
by ultraman, he's so confused
"superman, i feel so used"
said the emperor, looking bemused...

 

[zaren]

ultraman is scared so crapless
he feels so utterly hapless
before pro image the sorcerer
his magic, spells and horror...