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RuthBaby comes to his rescue…
 

ripping off tarzan's flimsy loincloth...
 

screamed Tarzan, shielding his *things*.
 

"help! pervert!" tarzan screams frantically...
 

RuthBaby subdues Tarzan with EngKong.
 

“Need some meat,” she mutters.
 

aragorn chops off gollum's butt...
and gives it to ruthbaby...
 

However RuthBaby looks in disbelief.....

"Is this all that's left?"

"How about Tarzan's meaty butt?"

"Gollum's butt is rather small!"


Aragorn wields his mighty sword

"Swoosh, swift, chops and cuts"

Tarzan drop on the ground..............
 

His life blood oozing away...
 

...his manhood on the floor... (ouch that gotta hurt!) :cry:
 

Jane fainted on the spot...
 

Aragorn names his blade "Castratum"
 

And the story goes on........

"Luke, the force is strong"

Obiwan Kenobi mutters to him...


"But Ben, what about Vader"

"His manhood is so big"

"He's pink sabre is thick"

"How can I match him?"

Luke worrying too much again.....
 

Pro Image said:
And the story goes on........

"Luke, the force is strong"

Obiwan Kenobi mutters to him...


"But Ben, what about Vader"

"His manhood is so big"

"He's pink sabre is thick"

"How can I match him?"

Luke worrying too much again.....


Aragorn offered, "use my Castratum"
 

XXX Boy said:
Boring! This is boring!


Hi XXXBoy, wanna contribute to improve this piece of story? For fun lah....
 

XXX Boy said:
Boring! This is boring!

"So what's wrong with boring?"

It's the best thread ever

So interesting that no one

Wants to stop this thread


Wields his Castratum and said........

"Vader, stop hiding in there"

"Take out your ridiculous mask"

"And be like a man"
 

DennisLee said:
Hi XXXBoy, wanna contribute to improve this piece of story? For fun lah....

And yes for fun lah.......

Must keep to 5 words

In every sentence we said
 

At the sight of Castratum...
Vader protects both his bum...
and his Sith-hood from destruction...
 

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