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Britney opened her big mouth
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"Will you marry me, too?"
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Deville replied "who are you?"..."why must i tell you?"...deville took a closer look...and the computer blew up...he quietly shed a tear...took out his beloved hanky...and read her words inside..."Life is like a flower...i trusted you with mine...So stop being a Swine...don't look when i shower...Throw yourself off a tower...your absence suits me fine...if you return in kind...i promise you will find...D70 with soul and mind...not forgetting that CF Card...that tastes just like lard...Left outside for two hours...smells exactly like a fart...and not like the flowers... which bloom every two years...you have confirmed my fears...i am not your dear...look, i am your father...finally i have found you...with a sharp sharp pen...he gored out his eyes...and rammed pen through throat...That's it, he died instantly!...The end of this story... but in a secret lab...In a far away place...also nothing is happening there... until dr sheylara callewyn arrived...she said 'nothing's hapening here!...together with many renegade scientist...But it stinks! oh dear...so they all ran home...being chased by deville's clone...with popcorns and vodka they had...Please come back, come back...It aint stinko, it is....it is vodka & popcorn...which are all expired, NOT!...sheylara wasn't thinking of food...but sheylara smelt delicious pizza...and reminded her of Godzilla...her chauvinistic two-timing lascivious boyfriend...slapped her on the face!...and she kicked his balls... OUCH!!! That kick hurts man...there was blood all over!...2 round objects rolled away...william hung was walking by...stepped on the round objects...then the objects went bang...then he said 'they bang'!!..."That's my BALLS!" he cried...lascivious boyfriend said "they're MINE!"...britney spears screamed in horror...Hung said, "Don't be afraid."...now they dead n flat..."i'm not afraid," she replied...she swallowed both of them...that was just the appetiser...(the censors rate that R{A})...she's getting a little hungry...britney eyes william hung's neck...Britney opened her big mouth..."Will you marry me, too?"..."Getting sleepy?" William Hung asked...
btw, 1st part is on page 6...above is 2nd part...soon will become trilogy :bsmilie: keep on going CS fellas...
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Britney stared piercely at Hung!
Deville replied "who are you?"..."why must i tell you?"...deville took a closer look...and the computer blew up...he quietly shed a tear...took out his beloved hanky...and read her words inside..."Life is like a flower...i trusted you with mine...So stop being a Swine...don't look when i shower...Throw yourself off a tower...your absence suits me fine...if you return in kind...i promise you will find...D70 with soul and mind...not forgetting that CF Card...that tastes just like lard...Left outside for two hours...smells exactly like a fart...and not like the flowers... which bloom every two years...you have confirmed my fears...i am not your dear...look, i am your father...finally i have found you...with a sharp sharp pen...he gored out his eyes...and rammed pen through throat...That's it, he died instantly!...The end of this story... but in a secret lab...In a far away place...also nothing is happening there... until dr sheylara callewyn arrived...she said 'nothing's hapening here!...together with many renegade scientist...But it stinks! oh dear...so they all ran home...being chased by deville's clone...with popcorns and vodka they had...Please come back, come back...It aint stinko, it is....it is vodka & popcorn...which are all expired, NOT!...sheylara wasn't thinking of food...but sheylara smelt delicious pizza...and reminded her of Godzilla...her chauvinistic two-timing lascivious boyfriend...slapped her on the face!...and she kicked his balls... OUCH!!! That kick hurts man...there was blood all over!...2 round objects rolled away...william hung was walking by...stepped on the round objects...then the objects went bang...then he said 'they bang'!!..."That's my BALLS!" he cried...lascivious boyfriend said "they're MINE!"...britney spears screamed in horror...Hung said, "Don't be afraid."...now they dead n flat..."i'm not afraid," she replied...she swallowed both of them...that was just the appetiser...(the censors rate that R{A})...she's getting a little hungry...britney eyes william hung's neck...Britney opened her big mouth..."Will you marry me, too?"..."Getting sleepy?" William Hung asked...
btw, 1st part is on page 6...above is 2nd part...soon will become trilogy :bsmilie: keep on going CS fellas...
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Britney stared piercely at Hung!
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