Are Singaporean giving up marrying locals?

[patch17]

Hey my wife gave the same reason for marrying me, and I thought she was the only one that wanted a clown for a husband :think:



Btw, she's a true blue Singaporean.

hahaha, isn't it great? there i was racking my brains thinking of ways to impress her, when all i had to do was to be myself, speak the truth, and remember to say "i love your bum." every time she asks "darling, does my bum look big in this?"

 

[Adam Goi]

Mr Goi, you give up already har? :sticktong

Sort of but can't let my mother know ... thank goodness she doesn't go online! :bsmilie:

Anyway I guess I'm just tired of it and probably getting very comfortable with singlehood! :sticktong

 

[Adam Goi]

For Mogolian one if successful 5 horses.

For Tibetan the price is 6 Yaks.

They don't accept credit cards.

:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

:bsmilie:

Sion, did I ever tell you that you never cease to amuse me?

 

[Sion]

:bsmilie:

Sion, did I ever tell you that you never cease to amuse me?

So you also heading to Tibet and Mongolia? :bsmilie:

 

[night86mare]

I wanna move to brazil and settle down there! Anybody knows any way to get there?

you want to get a brazillean wax?

 

[night86mare]

so there you have it, all they really want is some clown to make them laugh.

you win!

 

[night86mare]

Hey my wife gave the same reason for marrying me, and I thought she was the only one that wanted a clown for a husband :think:

is this your wedding photo? or patch17's?

:angel:

 

[night86mare]

hahaha, isn't it great? there i was racking my brains thinking of ways to impress her, when all i had to do was to be myself, speak the truth, and remember to say "i love your bum." every time she asks "darling, does my bum look big in this?"

she laughst at that? :sweat:

 

[Cheesecake]

i'm not a local but i'm not ang moh either. filipino-chinese is my background, grew up in the phil, australia and sg.

during my time in sg, i met and eventually married a local girl. she, just like everyone else, had materialistic dreams, e.g. cash, car, condo, etc. (who doesn't) i on the other hand, being a foreigner, didn't have any of those things. i was happy working, living in HDB, taking public transport, etc.

she had other suitors richer than me, had more education and ambition than me, were more physically attractive than me, but she chose me. i've often asked her why she selected me over the others and you know what she said... 'Because you make me laugh.'

i mean, heck... the others must have made her laugh too, but she said i made her really laugh and made her laugh everyday.

so there you have it, all they really want is some clown to make them laugh.

guess there's more than 1 clown around in CS! :bsmilie:

 

[patch17]

you win!

yes i did, and she's the most wonderful prize!

 

[patch17]

she laughst at that? :sweat:

as a matter of fact, yes she does...because she knows it's true.

 

[soeypixels]

One has to consider very carefully when choosing such a agency. Agency has $ in their minds. They matchmade and cash out. No need warranty and is much better commission than maids business.

BUT, i have known of enough horror stories about these foreign brides. One of my distant relative (a hawker) married a FB. Initially she helped out in the business and really worked hard like her husband would day in day out.
After she got her PR, she started dressing up like a slut, going drinking at night, sleeping with men outside and asked for a divorce within 3mth (fr date of her PR issuance). She bore a child for him and said the kid will be the divorce gift for him. She will remarry as a PR. My relative was in a complete fits as he was shocked on the wild girl he just married. She probably was a pub girl and her virginity was skillfully done up by plastic surgeons.

Forget morals. You dont even know who you are marrying. No courtship, no truthful background details and no love. Dont expect a lasting marriage.

the trick is to marry a FB w/o giving them PR :devil:
btw did i miss out her nationality?

 

[contaxable]

the trick is to marry a FB w/o giving them PR :devil:
btw did i miss out her nationality?

oopsy daisy...

I hope my definition of FB is foreign bride and not otherwise.. i mean... ok, nothing!

 

[riotvan]

during my time in sg, i met and eventually married a local girl. she, just like everyone else, had materialistic dreams, e.g. cash, car, condo, etc. (who doesn't) i on the other hand, being a foreigner, didn't have any of those things. i was happy working, living in HDB, taking public transport, etc.

she had other suitors richer than me, had more education and ambition than me, were more physically attractive than me, but she chose me. i've often asked her why she selected me over the others and you know what she said... 'Because you make me laugh.'

i mean, heck... the others must have made her laugh too, but she said i made her really laugh and made her laugh everyday.

so there you have it, all they really want is some clown to make them laugh.

Hey my wife gave the same reason for marrying me, and I thought she was the only one that wanted a clown for a husband :think:



Btw, she's a true blue Singaporean.

aww, my bf and i make each other laugh too. :bsmilie:

guess there's more than 1 clown around in CS! :bsmilie:

yeah got more than two also :bsmilie:

 

[Clown]

somebody summoned me? :devil:

 

[contaxable]

aww, my bf and i make each other laugh too. :bsmilie:


Laughter is the medicine to happy bondage... :bsmilie:

 

[Sion]

guess there's more than 1 clown around in CS! :bsmilie:

In a normal day in CS there are always 1 goat, 1 cheesecake and more than 1 clown around.

:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[sammy888]

In a normal day in CS there are always 1 goat, 1 cheesecake and more than 1 clown around.

:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

:bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie: the clown in hawt peng!!!

 

[Cheesecake]

In a normal day in CS there are always 1 goat, 1 cheesecake and more than 1 clown around.

:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

......

 

[Justintime]

hahaha, isn't it great? there i was racking my brains thinking of ways to impress her, when all i had to do was to be myself, speak the truth, and remember to say "i love your bum." every time she asks "darling, does my bum look big in this?"

Hahaha I know what you mean, its amazing !

All I had to do is be myself and somehow she will BURST into laughter

BOOMZ !! ( sorry... couldn't resist )

Somehow we entertain each other all day long, must appear real funny to each other hahahaha

P.S. The "bum" is always beautiful, unless i fancy sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.... :sweat: