Heh, I thought this stuff only happens in Readers Digest stories
true life experience. will never forget it. :bsmilie:
Any job interview story to tell?
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true life experience. will never forget it. :bsmilie:
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while waiting for the applicant to come into the interview room, i looked through her application form. after she sat down, i stood up and motion for my two colleagues to follow me out of the room.
i showed them her application form.
in the application form for SEX, she wrote NOT YET!
we took quite sometime to regain our composure before continuing with the interview. :bsmilie:
old joke, not real...........
while waiting for the applicant to come into the interview room, i looked through her application form. after she sat down, i stood up and motion for my two colleagues to follow me out of the room.
i showed them her application form.
in the application form for SEX, she wrote NOT YET!
we took quite sometime to regain our composure before continuing with the interview. :bsmilie:
i don't want to look confronting but your point with the blue highlighted part of your reply is.........?
Sion
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OK you think this old joke is real or not?
I went once to an interview.
The HR manager was in a short black leather mini.
She sat on the table and the chair offered to me was a low one.
I failed the interview because I felt I was talking to a beautiful pair of legs.
OK you think this old joke is real or not?
I went once to an interview.
The HR manager was in a short black leather mini.
She sat on the table and the chair offered to me was a low one.
I failed the interview because I felt I was talking to a beautiful pair of legs.
did you offer to lick her....legs ? :bsmilie:
to think i almost forget about it as well...:embrass: V=IR
Sion
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Was it you that got the job? :sweatsm:
Half way through the interview, the HR manager received a call from the Chairman from the HQ.
Chairman: Have you send the documents to me yet?
HR M: Yes sir, I already fedex them to you.
Sion
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Not you?
Did you get the high chair or low chair?
perhaps he got the couch
Sion
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Maybe you should do it after she gave you the job?
Better still put it in writing if she doesn't believe you. :bsmilie:
are you sure it's a "she"? :bsmilie:
i dont mind if she ride me on the couch :devil:
Sion
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If you've got the job your position will be Couch Chief. :bsmilie:
and also become COO - chief orgasm organism
LOTUSfairy
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It was many years ago, me and my marketing director interviews for promotional executives (we were from music record company)...
We asked : What kind of music you listen or like?
She said : I listened all kind of music.
We asked : Which artists do you particular like?
She said : none.
We asked : oki...you know we are in the music industry and it very much goes with the trend. who is latest big artist and what is selling in the industry now?
She said : Dun know. I listen radio, they play what i listen what, dun buy cd one.
we went...
:what::sweat:
We asked : What kind of music you listen or like?
She said : I listened all kind of music.
We asked : Which artists do you particular like?
She said : none.
We asked : oki...you know we are in the music industry and it very much goes with the trend. who is latest big artist and what is selling in the industry now?
She said : Dun know. I listen radio, they play what i listen what, dun buy cd one.
we went...
:what::sweat:dancemania
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My friend who is 40 ( degree holder) just went for one interview with an employment agent. When asked her salary expectation, she said above $2k. The employment agent said: :"Come on times are bad plus your age ..." meaning that she should lower her salary expectation just because she is this age. :angry:
Are times that bad, didn't the govt say it is good. Fresh grads all getting higher pay.
Are times that bad, didn't the govt say it is good. Fresh grads all getting higher pay.
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