30% INCREASE IN WATER PRICE


Stay away from the retro though...just a gimmick...new water in old water packaging.

Not the same for Sion.....He put in a lot of effort ........ and took him quite a while just to fill that one bottle..... :bsmilie:
 

Let me tell you a story.

I once received a guest from Kuwait.

We were at Orchard Road and suddenly it began to rain.

I ran for shelter but my guest stayed and was enjoying himself in the rain.

When the rain stopped, I asked him "Why don't you get a shelter..."

He replied: "...................."

Guess what?

"Yappy, how do you like my new Wet Look?"
 

Not the same for Sion.....He put in a lot of effort ........ and took him quite a while just to fill that one bottle..... :bsmilie:

Yes you and I always share the same bottle. :bsmilie:
 

..... cannot keep
Yappy, our customer waiting for too long...... :bsmilie:
 

.....make sure you label your bottles correctly....:bsmilie:

Drink from the right bottle you'll become:
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But drink from the wrong bottle you'll become:
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......better stop making fun of Sion and Yappy from now on ........................ :sweat:
 

Let me tell you a story.

I once received a guest from Kuwait.

We were at Orchard Road and suddenly it began to rain.

I ran for shelter but my guest stayed and was enjoying himself in the rain.

When the rain stopped, I asked him "Why don't you get a shelter..."

He replied: "...................."

Guess what?

"In Kuwait, we have only one solid week of heavy rain per year!"
 

"In Kuwait, we have only one solid week of heavy rain per year!"

It rains in Kuwait but it never rains in California.

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.......more Singaporeans will bathe even less often .... you would know when you take public transport ..... where did I put my N95 mask? ....... :think:

SG will learn from our SG Otter friends and bathe in SG river :bsmilie:

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Then you have to carry two bottles.

One to drink and another one to discharge.

:)

He need to carry water filter like this one to turn discharge water into newater :bsmilie:

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Cologne, perfume, and deodorant sales will increase 1000%!

That will not be economical for SG men :bsmilie:

When SG men were in NS and training in the jungle, there are only two opportunities to bathe
1) Rain
2) River crossing
That is why SG men are trained to powder bath in NS :bsmilie:

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Come on for such a precious commodity that comes with the convenience of tap, Many would have been happy to pay 300% more. :)

The 30% increase in water may cause other things that depend on water to increase 300%

food - rice, Laksa, Mee goreng, mee siam, fish ball noodle with soup etc.
drinks - tea, coffee and milo etc
 

The 30% increase in water may cause other things that depend on water to increase 300%

food - rice, Laksa, Mee goreng, mee siam, fish ball noodle with soup etc.
drinks - tea, coffee and milo etc

I think many people will opt to eat dry fried mee or Kway Teow as Mee Soup will cost more. :)
 

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SG will learn from our SG Otter friends and bathe in SG river :bsmilie:

I think many office workers will carry a bar of soap and go down to Weld Quay to have a bath in Singapore River during lunch time to save water at home. :)

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Uncle, I want a bowl of mee siam mai hum...??....mee soup mai soup ..... ???? ..... can't wait for the next National D rally ......might just learn something new again ...... :)
 

I think many office workers will carry a bar of soap and go down to Weld Quay to have a bath in Singapore River during lunch time to save water at home. :)

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....then everyone can have foam party at the Singapore river ....... :cool: ..... liddat everyday can skip lunch and save money ....... eyes eat ice cream damn Shiok man!!!!
 

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That will not be economical for SG men :bsmilie:

That is why SG men are trained to powder bath in NS :bsmilie:

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Presenting SG NS men after 1st July ...water price hike........

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