Yishun people pls stand up II
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top
of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific." My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multi millionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth friend
returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his 3 boyfriends."
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top
of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific." My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multi millionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth friend
returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his 3 boyfriends."
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One day, there were an American, one Italian, a Singaporean and
Bangladeshi traveled around on a private helicopter.
After about one hour of travelling, the American took out his cigarette
(Dunhill), lighted it up and started smoking after two sip, he threw
the balance of the cigarette.
The other three persons were surprised and asked
"Why didn't you finish-up the cigarette before throwing?"
He replied arrogantly, "There is a lot of cigarettes in my country."
Half an hour later, the Italian took out a bottle of branded perfume
and applied on him and the rest he threw out of the window.
The other three persons were surprised and asked,
"Why did you throw away the perfume?"
The Italian replied also, "There is a lot of perfume in my country."
The Singaporean didn't know what to do & suddenly pushed that
Bangladeshi out of the helicopter.
The other two persons shouted crazyly, "Why did you push
him !?"
The Singaporean said slowly, "There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country!"
Everybody kept quiet and stayed away from the Singaporean.
One day, there were an American, one Italian, a Singaporean and
Bangladeshi traveled around on a private helicopter.
After about one hour of travelling, the American took out his cigarette
(Dunhill), lighted it up and started smoking after two sip, he threw
the balance of the cigarette.
The other three persons were surprised and asked
"Why didn't you finish-up the cigarette before throwing?"
He replied arrogantly, "There is a lot of cigarettes in my country."
Half an hour later, the Italian took out a bottle of branded perfume
and applied on him and the rest he threw out of the window.
The other three persons were surprised and asked,
"Why did you throw away the perfume?"
The Italian replied also, "There is a lot of perfume in my country."
The Singaporean didn't know what to do & suddenly pushed that
Bangladeshi out of the helicopter.
The other two persons shouted crazyly, "Why did you push
him !?"
The Singaporean said slowly, "There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country!"
Everybody kept quiet and stayed away from the Singaporean.
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