We got the tire fixed
Patched I think
On a tubeless I think
Shrug
We got the tire fixed
Out on the junction before the long road in
The RACQ was where the BnB fella said it was
Though our curiosity was dampened
The lady coming out of the office to herd us out
Worker's comp won't cover you guys if you get hurt
So we milled around just outside, our luggage
Tiptoeing the thin line between mud and concrete driveway
Once ready, we handed over some bills and drove away
Confidence restored
Speed restored
And went about our way, exploring vineyards
One populated by a man so old, I wonder if his kids should let him continue
His hand, shaking as he tried to pour me a sample
Then, forgetting where he put his bottles
Not being able to read the label, with or without his glasses
The final straw being unable to read the denomination of notes
That I handed over to him as payment for some strong port
The other, a very learned woman, with a penchant for Italian cooking
And her husband, a penchant for all things wood; counter top, staircase, furniture
Came off with a bottle of something or other
More for the pleasant encounter (and a rather unique strong scent of lychees)
Spent the mid-morning wandering the streets of Childers
The old pharmacy slightly chintzy
The infamous BnB fire-in-a-hostel now-turned-museum
A rather sad and poignant monument in the middle of town
Drove on down to our next stop, a quaint little BnB
Just outside of Eumundi, lackluster reviews
But with the town fully booked up for the Saturday craft market
We grabbed the shell and put it between our teeth
The massive discount was helpful too
Located on a sprawling valley, undulating with quiet luxury
Driveways long and dim, boughs link to hide the mansions that lay out of sight
New-ish, with units still being built, Realtor signs staked out front
The street's named after Pat Rafter's sister I learned soon after
I nodded, his long locks weighing heavily down on mine
The proprietor's wife seemed absentminded
A source for many misgivings, online detractors posted
Though I found her mild, and simply absentminded, the reasons suspiciously medical
Yet it would be impolite to probe
We spoke a long while, maybe because there wasn't anywhere to go
Reaching in that evening limbo just before dinner
She, committing a huge faux pas, asking if my wife was preggers
And kept insisting she was...
When much later, we met the late arrivals, occupants next door
The woman who was, sigh, aha, many months pregnant
We were particularly enamoured with the miniature poodle
Friendly with people as most BnB pets are wont to be
Oscar, certainly living the dogs life
Chasing rabbits and birds, frogs and toads out front
Then sitting patiently for his master to arrive
Basking in the last warmth of the setting sun
Digging and reburying, bones and scraps, saved for later
We had a short chat with the husband too
A govt psychiatrist, choosing to retired to the outskirts
We asked about the business
He told us of the occupancy
The last room arriving late
The last flight on a late night and all
So I set my equipment on the edge of the curved driveway
The full moon a damper on getting great trails
But it wasn't as cold, rather pleasant to be out and about
Until we heard rustling then a shadow zip by behind us into the trees
The size of a mousedeer? running on four legs
The wife made a quick beeline back to the property
Myself, after a few bobs of the Adam's apple
Chose to follow her soon after
Just stack the shots I told myself
Stirring a couple of hours later to get dressed
Step outside and just watch
in almost slow-motion anguish
As the ute, those dastardly latecomers(!) came rushing up the driveway
taking the corner like a drift racer
Narrowly missing my tripod by inches
And I took to the steps running
My legs giving myself a donkey's kick with every step
For being such a fool
My arms up in a supplicant's prayer
For being such a lucky fool