welcome to the brotherhood!


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this one kiv, must wait for our general sammi to report back first......

General Sammi's body found in Abbott's bedroom at Shaolin.
Won't be back to the palace.


我等到花兒也謝了 :cry::cry::cry:
 

emperor's new decree

please observe this template when posting pictures. award winning pictures.

number1: eyes must be in focus
number2: chest area must be in focus
number3: if anyone help you in the shot, must be credited so that everyone can feel good about themselves. you can praise people even with your shot.

never mind if no one can see the picture :devil:

watch and learn!

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u forgot: rule 1 should be gear must be clearly listed
 


THis is a SUPER AWESOME PERFECT SHOT!!!!! THis is the 1st time i seen such beautiful picture!!!

Hey, u must be working in NEW YORK some TOP Photographer Agency??? Bills CHarles or VII photo agency??
 

emperor's new decree

please observe this template when posting pictures. award winning pictures.

number1: eyes must be in focus
number2: chest area must be in focus
number3: if anyone help you in the shot, must be credited so that everyone can feel good about themselves. you can praise people even with your shot.

never mind if no one can see the picture :devil:

watch and learn!

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wah... the eyes tack sharp leh... what lens you use har? D3X power man!:thumbsup:
 

emperor's new decree

please observe this template when posting pictures. award winning pictures.

number1: eyes must be in focus
number2: chest area must be in focus
number3: if anyone help you in the shot, must be credited so that everyone can feel good about themselves. you can praise people even with your shot.

never mind if no one can see the picture :devil:

watch and learn!

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I :heart::heart: IT.......SWEE!!!!!!!!
 

i also have.......but only 1/3 as good as my emperor......damn it to my D700. :thumbsd:

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THis is a SUPER AWESOME PERFECT SHOT!!!!! THis is the 1st time i seen such beautiful picture!!!

Hey, u must be working in NEW YORK some TOP Photographer Agency??? Bills CHarles or VII photo agency??

wah... the eyes tack sharp leh... what lens you use har? D3X power man!:thumbsup:

I :heart::heart: IT.......SWEE!!!!!!!!

this is the part where i pretend to be modest, while i go to a corner and w*** about your comments

"no luh, is learn from all of you one" shy shy shy

*runs into corner*
 

WRONG, WRONG WRONG!

The only thing you hang around your neck is mooncup!

Dun anyhaw say ah!

Empeler oredi delegated mooncup hanging around my humble neck because I put TOO INCHES of nail-art FUNGUS on neck, then paste 500 INCH BBQ SKEWER Eye-Lashes!

Follow the works of the wise and yee shall move upp in the ranks of SWEE NOSE BLEED!
 

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model: van
mua: van
photographer: van
location: van's house
lighting: van
camera owner: van
art direction: van
concept: van
idea: van
hair: van
eyes: van
nose: van
lips: van
eyebrows: van
forehead: van


IS WIN.
 

model: van
mua: van
photographer: van
location: van's house
lighting: van
camera owner: van
art direction: van
concept: van
idea: van
hair: van
eyes: van
nose: van
lips: van
eyebrows: van
forehead: van


IS WIN.

factory: van's mommy and daddy
high squeaky voice: van
luohan luck: van
4d numbers: van
emo: van
 

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model: van
mua: van
photographer: van
location: van's house
lighting: van
camera owner: van
art direction: van
concept: van
idea: van
hair: van
eyes: van
nose: van
lips: van
eyebrows: van
forehead: van


IS WIN.


IS FAIL!!!

No LIZARD kotex!

No 3 inch BBQ SKEWER eye-lashes!

No IRIS enlarging lenses over lizard kotex!

No show minimum 1 INCH FUNGUS on 3 inch long finger-nails art!


YOU HAB LET DOWN YR BELEOVED EMPOLER~!
:angry:
 

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model: van
mua: van
photographer: van
location: van's house
lighting: van
camera owner: van
art direction: van
concept: van
idea: van
hair: van
eyes: van
nose: van
lips: van
eyebrows: van
forehead: van


IS WIN.

you siao lah...................this kind of shots are meant for trash.
Your PP damn :thumbsd::thumbsd:


Maybe our emperor can show you the power of CS5!!!!
 

the emperor is magnanimous and kind

and all wise

thank you for showing our dear lovebird twit twit chairwoman the folly of her ways
 

i suspect that soon we will be receiving emissaries asking us for a gift of earth and water

we need to dig a pit to ensure that i have a place to kick them into

and van needs to practise emotional nods

how to find a place in london to practise shouting

"THIS... IS... MING DYNASTY!!!! "? :(
 

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