luna_sea83
Senior Member
我爱大哥!!!
				
			Leong = Xtreme Master Macro, Chief of Defence Force
IMPERIAL HEALTH ADVISORY
Dear Brothers,
It has come to our attention that another dynasty has been invaded by ghosts and nightmares. It is an epidemic that might spread. Please take note of the following measures should you experience such symptoms:
1) BBB more. If you BBB more, you won't have to worry about ghost and nightmares. Your bank account will be empty. Got bigger problems to worry about.
2) Shoot more XMM. When you are thinking with something other than your brains, it becomes less painful to look at ghosts and nightmares.
3) Praise each other more. As a friendly community, we must group hug in such times of need.
As for the causes of this ghost and nightmares, our imperial physicians have discerned that as your CONSCIENCE haunting you. The CONSCIENCE is a very scary aspect of the soul that has to be put down.
苦海无涯,回头是岸
Need to call for the imperial exorcist?:think:
Wise choice my lord.
Now the COD needs to go out and conquer the world of XMMs. Shall arrange the Commando Battalion to be on standby 24 hours for the next 6 months on the CODs orders
some strategies that can be used for conquest:
1) ambush
using xmms walking along the street tossing their hair everywhere, we will lure the other dynasties into a longkang. as a result their gear will be smashed. they will cry, throw their gear, and we will find our handy repairman to fix all of them and reuse.
2) covert operations
one word: KRA
Need to call for the imperial exorcist?:think:
if the other dynasty need our exocism service, we will charge them
they need to surrender all their XMMs
Is His Execellency ready for his appetiser?
Is His Execellency ready for his appetiser?
yes please
please make it a cat
 
	The Royal Mamasan Pailang presents His Excellency his appetiser.
The Royal Mamasan Pailang presents His Excellency his appetiser.

我爱大哥!!!
封你一个官
you will be.. chief of the stables :heart:
