Weight Loss Cafe (3)
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here's some humor (i think) that i found on the net...hope it brightens your day/night
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I once worked for a small startup with about 25 employees. After a month I noticed they looked out for each other and made the company a great to work at. One day during lunch break I was talking to a small group of my coworkers. I remarked there must be a very low turnover rate because of the friendly work environment. They nodded their heads in agreement and said only one employee has left in the past three years. I asked why and one of them sheepishly recounted the reason.
Half of the company decided to throw their popular young female coworker a surprise birthday party. They entered her home with a spare key and hid in the basement waiting for her to come home from work. One of them had previously dog-sat for her while the woman was away on vacation so she had no difficulty keeping the woman's German shepherd quiet while they waited.
The young woman was heard to arrive home and go into the shower. Her friends waited patiently for her to turn off the water. Finally they heard her come out of the shower, and she went to the basement door calling her dog, "Willy, Willy. Come here, Willy. Momma's got a treat for you."
The dog rushed up the stairs, and the coworkers sneaked up quietly, then burst into the kitchen shouting "Surprise!"
The surprise was on them. The young woman was stark naked and had smeared peanut butter all over her body. Willy was eagerly licking it off.
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I once worked for a small startup with about 25 employees. After a month I noticed they looked out for each other and made the company a great to work at. One day during lunch break I was talking to a small group of my coworkers. I remarked there must be a very low turnover rate because of the friendly work environment. They nodded their heads in agreement and said only one employee has left in the past three years. I asked why and one of them sheepishly recounted the reason.
Half of the company decided to throw their popular young female coworker a surprise birthday party. They entered her home with a spare key and hid in the basement waiting for her to come home from work. One of them had previously dog-sat for her while the woman was away on vacation so she had no difficulty keeping the woman's German shepherd quiet while they waited.
The young woman was heard to arrive home and go into the shower. Her friends waited patiently for her to turn off the water. Finally they heard her come out of the shower, and she went to the basement door calling her dog, "Willy, Willy. Come here, Willy. Momma's got a treat for you."
The dog rushed up the stairs, and the coworkers sneaked up quietly, then burst into the kitchen shouting "Surprise!"
The surprise was on them. The young woman was stark naked and had smeared peanut butter all over her body. Willy was eagerly licking it off.
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