The Random Thread- SEASON 14!! (we are the firemen)

[symmetrix]

Kinky is using a feather.

Perverted is using the whole chicken

:bsmilie:

I am making this my signature here in CS. :bsmilie:

 

[kei1309]

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what a sad picture... "Nobody's Child" :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[kei1309]

I am making this my signature here in CS. :bsmilie:

EH WAIT. i got a even better one.

"Confucius says: Man who wants to date Pretty Nurse must be patient"

 

[crystal1993]

eh wait. I got a even better one.

"confucius says: Man who wants to date pretty nurse must be patient"

lollol that made me laugh!

 

[symmetrix]

lollol that made me laugh!

There's a lot of those lying around:

Confuse You says:

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

etc. etc. etc.

 

[allenleonhart]

what a sad picture... "Nobody's Child" :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

goodness! my photos are being interpreted left right and wrong by kei o.o

 

[crystal1993]

There's a lot of those lying around:



etc. etc. etc.

"Man who wants to date pretty nurse must be patient" is funniest though. xD

 

[symmetrix]

goodness! my photos are being interpreted left right and wrong by kei o.o

You need to work on your composition lol. Sending wrong messages to viewers :bsmilie:

 

[crystal1993]

Testing testing testing testing!

 

[crystal1993]

Wow they don't allow all caps anymore. =O

 

[symmetrix]

"Man who wants to date pretty nurse must be patient" is funniest though. xD

I'd post more, but some jokes are off-colored I might get suspended. lol

 

[brapodam]

Finally booked out!

kthxbai, booking in tmr evening

 

[spree86]

Finally booked out!

kthxbai, booking in tmr evening

Hahaha morning macro?

 

[brapodam]

Hahaha morning macro?

u think i too free ah haha

 

[spree86]

u think i too free ah haha

Haha when you are out of the forest you will miss the forest :bsmilie:

 

[kei1309]

goodness! my photos are being interpreted left right and wrong by kei o.o

You need to work on your composition lol. Sending wrong messages to viewers :bsmilie:

actually i'm purposely misinterpreting :bsmilie:

Finally booked out!

kthxbai, booking in tmr evening

Hey-ah-oh-ah Infantry AH. We are are men, of B-M-T. Got no time to shoot Macro ah. but got time, to shoot a crow ah.

Hey-ah-oh-ah Infantry AH. We are are men, of B-M-T

 

[symmetrix]

testing testing testing testing!

Yeah they don't anymore lol

 

[kei1309]

here's one superbly off-color one.

Confucius say: Virginity like Balloon. One prick, All Gone.

:bsmilie:

 

[symmetrix]

here's one superbly off-color one.

Confucius say: Virginity like Balloon. One prick, All Gone.

:bsmilie:

I like the park one better. Also the cherry. :bsmilie:

 

[kei1309]

what cherry? HAHA