1001 on why we love to shoot XMMs
1.) Because it is ART.
2.) Because i can show xmms my pro camera and lens.
3.) Because i get get xmms' phone number.
4.) Because xmms are so much cuter than bugs
5.) Because xmms are not shy like cats
6.) Because i can shoot xmms anytime, not just sunrise or sunset.
7.) Because xmms can still smile sweetly even when i get distracted by other xmms during the shoot.
8.) Because it's cheaper!
9.) Because xmms can dress up as my fav cosplay character!
10.) Because xmms dun complain about my newbie pics!
11.) Because no females smile at me before in my life.
12.) Because i got a lot of blood, i need to lose it via nosebleeding.
13.) Because i feel manly when xmms tell me i am manly to cheat my money.
14.) Because i will have chance to print my photos for the first time in my life. To give xmm.
15.) Because i like buying green tea.
16.) Because i will have chance to buy ring.
17.) Because i will have chance to meet xmm for lunch and stare at them throughout lunch.
18.) Because i can live out my fantasy of going out with a girl!
19.) Because my mother told me to get married.
20.) Because my grandmother told me to get married.
21.) Because my pet dog told me to get married.
22.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, cats cannot
23.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, dogs cannot
24.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, bugs cannot
25.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, rocks cannot
26.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, my mother cannot
27.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, my father cannot
28.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, the sun cannot
29.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, the moon cannot
30.) Because XMM can twist, show electric eyes and v sign, the buildings cannot
31.) Because XMM is cute.
32.) Because XMM is adorable.
33.) Because XMM is out there waiting for you.
34.) Because XMM is sweet.
35.) Because XMM can meet you at any place you want her to be.
36.) Because XMM can give you your desire pose.
37.) Because my dynasty the emperor tell me that it will improve my photography.
38.) Because my dynasty the buddies tell me that it will improve my photography.
39.) Because my dynasty the buddies will express jealousy when i get a "prettier" xmm, i.e. one that dresses down.
40.) Because lingerie ads in the papers and on the tv are not enough for me, i want irl one.
41.) Because xmm the eyelashes so long, they mesmerise me, especially when they pout.
42.) Because xmm the face makeup so thick and alluring, i'm waiting for the makeup to crack when they smile.
43.) Because xmm will do victory sign, i will feel like i have just done something great to make them do that.
44.) Because when i see xmm smile i will have the feeling like my soul has left the body.
45.) Because when i go home very bored i can think about xmm and then..
46.) Because my life very sad, i need xmm to survive.
47.) Because i collect camera and lenses, need to show off.
48.) Because i can wear my dry fit group polo-T to show xmms i belong to a pro group.
49.) Because i can take photo with xmms after the shoot.
50.) Because i can paste xmms photo all over my room.
51.) Because i can take photo with xmms and buddies after the shoot, and think about both me long time.
52.) Because after the shot i can take photo holding buddies waist, and they will be too happy to notice that i am holding their waist.
53.) Because i can have half past six portfolio to try to xian models to let me tfcd them.. end up only can shoot half past six model, but nvm, i am happy.
54.) Because i can join modelmayhem with something to show, even if it is nonsense.
55.) Because my mother says that i am spending too much time locked in my room and she hears moaning noises even though there is no one with me inside, and i am not moaning.
56.) Because my father also say what my mother say in 55.
57.) Because i can photoshop snow for xmms shots, then xmms will say i pro.
58.) Because i can photoshop japanese words xmms shots, then xmm will say i pro.
59.) Because i dig my nose and pay xmm money, xmm say i pro.
60.) Because i fart and pay xmm money, xmm will say fart nice smell.
61.) Because i can pretend for a while that xmm is my wife or girlfriend and life is good. just for a while.
62.) Because xmm will talk to me. Usually females just laugh at my ah pek ness.
63.) Because xmm sometimes will toss their hair at me.
64.) Because i like xmm smell.
65.) Because xmm can hold my camera and pretend that they think i very pro, then i can shoot picture of them and pretend that i really very pro
66) Because a XMM a day, keeps h1n1 away
67) Because a XMM a day, keeps old aunty "models" away
68) Because a XMM a day, make my portfolio look pro
69) Because a XMM a day, other guys will nosebleed at the shots i take
70) Because a XMM a day, XMMs' friends will be attracted to me and i get more XMM to shoot.. multiplier effect