The Brotherhood V: See You No Up
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night86mare
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Top 100 Secret Strategies To Shoot XMM
1. Once in a while must shoot something that is not XMM to pretend that we are not GWC, e.g. hold Abstract Outings, Texture Outings.. Of course after that will shoot XMM, but anyhow capture a few lousy shots just to make sure got smokescreen.
2. Green tea. Period.
3. Gigantic prints. Period.
4. Learn how to act cute in front of camera, so that XMM will feel intense connection and understanding between you and them..
5. Try to get into the papers. Never mind that we might look like gearheads because all of us using the chance to show off expensive equipment despite saying that all people are welcome, or that this thread talks about equipment half the time and BBB... Just fool a few people, they join us, we get bigger, more XMM will love us.
6. Praise each other so that XMM will also believe that we are good.
7. Tell XMM that if they join us they can revolutionise XMM shoots and BBB.
8. Switch brands now and then to show off your financial muscle (even though eat grass or use Daddy and Mommy's money).
9. Jump off jetty when XMM never ask you to, this will help you show off your macho-ness. Even better if the water is shallow enough for you to fracture your skull, she might get touched.
10. Shoot OOF pictures with poor composition, the XMM are not that pretty, if you make them look blur, they look better. Kind of how every girl looks prettier when you are drunk.
luna_sea83
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Top 100 Secret Strategies To Shoot XMM
1. Once in a while must shoot something that is not XMM to pretend that we are not GWC, e.g. hold Abstract Outings, Texture Outings.. Of course after that will shoot XMM, but anyhow capture a few lousy shots just to make sure got smokescreen.
2. Green tea. Period.
3. Gigantic prints. Period.
4. Learn how to act cute in front of camera, so that XMM will feel intense connection and understanding between you and them..
5. Try to get into the papers. Never mind that we might look like gearheads because all of us using the chance to show off expensive equipment despite saying that all people are welcome, or that this thread talks about equipment half the time and BBB... Just fool a few people, they join us, we get bigger, more XMM will love us.
6. Praise each other so that XMM will also believe that we are good.
7. Tell XMM that if they join us they can revolutionise XMM shoots and BBB.
8. Switch brands now and then to show off your financial muscle (even though eat grass or use Daddy and Mommy's money).
9. Jump off jetty when XMM never ask you to, this will help you show off your macho-ness. Even better if the water is shallow enough for you to fracture your skull, she might get touched.
10. Shoot OOF pictures with poor composition, the XMM are not that pretty, if you make them look blur, they look better. Kind of how every girl looks prettier when you are drunk.
11. you must make XMM believe that you are god, can create snow in singapore even by just using paintbrush and splash.
night86mare
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wa... i posted up a few pages ago.. mumble...
ok here it is again:
self service hor, if the color repeat pls don't take!
night86mare
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:bsmilie::thumbsup:
1. Once in a while must shoot something that is not XMM to pretend that we are not GWC, e.g. hold Abstract Outings, Texture Outings.. Of course after that will shoot XMM, but anyhow capture a few lousy shots just to make sure got smokescreen.
2. Green tea. Period.
3. Gigantic prints. Period.
4. Learn how to act cute in front of camera, so that XMM will feel intense connection and understanding between you and them..
5. Try to get into the papers. Never mind that we might look like gearheads because all of us using the chance to show off expensive equipment despite saying that all people are welcome, or that this thread talks about equipment half the time and BBB... Just fool a few people, they join us, we get bigger, more XMM will love us.
6. Praise each other so that XMM will also believe that we are good.
7. Tell XMM that if they join us they can revolutionise XMM shoots and BBB.
8. Switch brands now and then to show off your financial muscle (even though eat grass or use Daddy and Mommy's money).
9. Jump off jetty when XMM never ask you to, this will help you show off your macho-ness. Even better if the water is shallow enough for you to fracture your skull, she might get touched.
10. Shoot OOF pictures with poor composition, the XMM are not that pretty, if you make them look blur, they look better. Kind of how every girl looks prettier when you are drunk.
11. You must make XMM believe that you are god, can create snow in singapore even by just using paintbrush and splash.
12. Must shoot medium and large format and make sure people know that you have such things so that XMM will swoon and listen to you and eat your bread.
13. Must hold discussions on the merits of Full Frame versus Cropped Frame in front of XMM loudly, then when they ask, you can wave your 5D Mark II or D700 around and announce how much money you spent and strut around. Never mind that you're wearing uncle-style Dri-Fit Polo Tee as a result.
Top 100 Secret Strategies To Shoot XMM
1. Once in a while must shoot something that is not XMM to pretend that we are not GWC, e.g. hold Abstract Outings, Texture Outings.. Of course after that will shoot XMM, but anyhow capture a few lousy shots just to make sure got smokescreen.
2. Green tea. Period.
3. Gigantic prints. Period.
4. Learn how to act cute in front of camera, so that XMM will feel intense connection and understanding between you and them..
5. Try to get into the papers. Never mind that we might look like gearheads because all of us using the chance to show off expensive equipment despite saying that all people are welcome, or that this thread talks about equipment half the time and BBB... Just fool a few people, they join us, we get bigger, more XMM will love us.
6. Praise each other so that XMM will also believe that we are good.
7. Tell XMM that if they join us they can revolutionise XMM shoots and BBB.
8. Switch brands now and then to show off your financial muscle (even though eat grass or use Daddy and Mommy's money).
9. Jump off jetty when XMM never ask you to, this will help you show off your macho-ness. Even better if the water is shallow enough for you to fracture your skull, she might get touched.
10. Shoot OOF pictures with poor composition, the XMM are not that pretty, if you make them look blur, they look better. Kind of how every girl looks prettier when you are drunk.
11. You must make XMM believe that you are god, can create snow in singapore even by just using paintbrush and splash.
12. Must shoot medium and large format and make sure people know that you have such things so that XMM will swoon and listen to you and eat your bread.
13. Must hold discussions on the merits of Full Frame versus Cropped Frame in front of XMM loudly, then when they ask, you can wave your 5D Mark II or D700 around and announce how much money you spent and strut around. Never mind that you're wearing uncle-style Dri-Fit Polo Tee as a result.
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night86mare
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Top 100 Secret Strategies To Shoot XMM
1. Once in a while must shoot something that is not XMM to pretend that we are not GWC, e.g. hold Abstract Outings, Texture Outings.. Of course after that will shoot XMM, but anyhow capture a few lousy shots just to make sure got smokescreen.
2. Green tea. Period.
3. Gigantic prints. Period.
4. Learn how to act cute in front of camera, so that XMM will feel intense connection and understanding between you and them..
5. Try to get into the papers. Never mind that we might look like gearheads because all of us using the chance to show off expensive equipment despite saying that all people are welcome, or that this thread talks about equipment half the time and BBB... Just fool a few people, they join us, we get bigger, more XMM will love us.
6. Praise each other so that XMM will also believe that we are good.
7. Tell XMM that if they join us they can revolutionise XMM shoots and BBB.
8. Switch brands now and then to show off your financial muscle (even though eat grass or use Daddy and Mommy's money).
9. Jump off jetty when XMM never ask you to, this will help you show off your macho-ness. Even better if the water is shallow enough for you to fracture your skull, she might get touched.
10. Shoot OOF pictures with poor composition, the XMM are not that pretty, if you make them look blur, they look better. Kind of how every girl looks prettier when you are drunk.
11. You must make XMM believe that you are god, can create snow in singapore even by just using paintbrush and splash.
12. Must shoot medium and large format and make sure people know that you have such things so that XMM will swoon and listen to you and eat your bread.
13. Must hold discussions on the merits of Full Frame versus Cropped Frame in front of XMM loudly, then when they ask, you can wave your 5D Mark II or D700 around and announce how much money you spent and strut around. Never mind that you're wearing uncle-style Dri-Fit Polo Tee as a result.
14. Pretend that you are getting stalked by other XMM and hide furtively behind dustbins when you are out shooting and whisper things like "there, there she is again! She's hunting me!" while glancing around furtively. The XMM will think that you are very popular and want to collect you like Pokemon.
dingzyangz
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crappy thing... wk... i dreamt of u last night although there is no face to associate with it in my dreams. u were asking me abt kota tinggi. O_O
night86mare
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Static
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I love stupid threads !
So long nv come CS kopitiam.
I am new to all these new fan club thing
How to be a member of this MING sect?
Can I be the 88th member?
Static
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riotvan
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dingzyangz
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haha... don't have la. LOL. anyway i also dreamt that i was playing soccer and i remembered that i really carried out the kicking action. LOL. :bsmilie:
no goat face?
night86mare
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I love stupid threads !
So long nv come CS kopitiam.
I am new to all these new fan club thing
How to be a member of this MING sect?
Can I be the 88th member?
we have MUCH MORE MEMBERS than 88
you don't see us no up ok, only we have the right to do that. :angry:
night86mare
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night86mare
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no goat face?
this shows that the love for the brotherhood is strong
can even dream of faceless emperor :kiss:
dingzyangz
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who? me?
*shivers*
*shivers*
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