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he should be hononary member of brotherhood - he advocates BBB
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ooohhh bbbb!!!!

but we can't just accept people because BBB, some of them do not have interest in xmm...
F4 is so passe

you should just continue to be emperor and everything will be just fine

but i find that xmm do not like me

i think it is because i tend to draw moustache on their face before giving them large prints of themselves.. :bsmilie:
 

ooohhh bbbb!!!!

but we can't just accept people because BBB, some of them do not have interest in xmm...


but i find that xmm do not like me

i think it is because i tend to draw moustache on their face before giving them large prints of themselves.. :bsmilie:

must bbb to shoot xmm, that is the spirit of brotherhood. :thumbsup:
 

must bbb to shoot xmm, that is the spirit of brotherhood. :thumbsup:

i should start a poll on which brand will be better to attract xmm.

is it nikon? is it hassleblad? is it mamiya? is it canon? or leica? perhaps sanyo?? :bsmilie:
 

i should start a poll on which brand will be better to attract xmm.

is it nikon? is it hassleblad? is it mamiya? is it canon? or leica? perhaps sanyo?? :bsmilie:


all wrong
if u whip out a Hello Kitty or XiaoDIngDang camera, all the Xmms will love you to death
 

all wrong
if u whip out a Hello Kitty or XiaoDIngDang camera, all the Xmms will love you to death

but they have lv and prada bag...

the hello kitty camera, they see already, cost 5 dollah.. they will walk away with noses upturned
 

i should start a poll on which brand will be better to attract xmm.

is it nikon? is it hassleblad? is it mamiya? is it canon? or leica? perhaps sanyo?? :bsmilie:

i thot important must be BIG.......xmm don't really understand one......to them big = good.....that why they all wear push-up.

Those new brother can consider give there camera a push up but gaffering the whole camera until cannot see brand and model. Then stack some teleconvertor to your lens and make it look longer also.
 

but they have lv and prada bag...

the hello kitty camera, they see already, cost 5 dollah.. they will walk away with noses upturned

:sweat:

any LV or Prada gaffer tape available for MO?
 

ok fine, i will be ACTING EMPEROR until a better 贤君 can be found... :( :cry:
 

:sweat:

any LV or Prada gaffer tape available for MO?

don't have, but got hello kitty gaffer tape..

for low end products, xmm do not care about brand :bsmilie:

for example, for photographers, even if cannot shoot, photographers all very cheap, so good photographer or bad photographer, xmm don't care, what matters is camera look expensive, photogrpaher pay pay pay for them to BBB lv brada , they will :heart: him long time
 

ok fine, i will be acting emperor until a better 贤君 can be found... :( :cry:



万岁!万岁!万万岁!!!
 

First Act as Acting Emperor

AE (Acting Emperor) Nai Meh has decreed that all of the Brotherhood will go for English classes to make sure that they can post professionally on Clubsnap with Good English.

This is to improve image of all Brothers, so that they will not sound like Babies Talking when they chit chat.

Please practise what you have learnt in these Speak Good English classes to make sure that you can impress XMM, instead of baby chatting them. :bsmilie:

They might pretend to be interested if you babytalk to them, but in the long run, all XMM want to marry rich man with Good English so that they can Show You Off like their LV and Prada bags.. :)
 

but they have lv and prada bag...

the hello kitty camera, they see already, cost 5 dollah.. they will walk away with noses upturned

For you nightmare, you must use this

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You'll be king of xmm after that :bsmilie::bsmilie:
 

long live emperor.....

万岁!万岁!万万岁!!!

:sweat:

i fake emperor, so better to say

九千九百九十九岁!九千九百九十九岁!九千九百九十九九千九百九十九岁!
 

:bsmilie:
For you nightmare, you must use this



You'll be king of xmm after that :bsmilie::bsmilie:

you sure? that looks like a pinhole camera!

i thought i need to switch brands every half a year to be successful at xianing xmm...

if i don't switch, people will say i mentally unstable leh :bsmilie:
 

Second Act as Acting Emperor

Some members have complained that they are very jealous cannot hug each other, cannot jump around top naked in abandoned house, cannot BBB as much as they want because no money.

From today onwards, please use 100% of your salary, make sure no savings.. Also, during outings, it is COMPULSORY to hug each other and take photos of each other.. And then lastly, if we organise outing to abandoned house, THE SHIRTS COME OFF. :devil:

If you feel poor, cannot do anything else, e.g. travel.. Then remember, you can shoot shoot shoot, have a lot of ugly photos to spam and then claim that your photography thread very popular de.. :) Also, got so much :heart: flying around each other... Is sexy!
 

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